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Wiro Posted Aug 9, 2004
They would never find me to try me, also he is only here enjoying out company because i didn't kill him earlier, i gave him the oppourtunoty to escape me, but he declined.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Aug 12, 2004
i'm back and it appears i might have blank posted... just consider that me looking around
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 24, 2004
Hey, how much to be tortured here?
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radioface (perfectly normal, but with a few radioish features) Posted Sep 25, 2004
I'm game
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 25, 2004
well for you I will give a special rate of two onz of gold and a bar of platinum...
just helps to keep the mechanisum greased and the blades rusty 
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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) Posted Sep 26, 2004
Got lost, don't know what the hell I'm doing here, so I'll leave
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 26, 2004
its perfectly alright... 
we could always give you a short strech to jog your memory
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radioface (perfectly normal, but with a few radioish features) Posted Sep 28, 2004
hmm...cool gold gimme
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The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) Posted Sep 29, 2004
No, that's 
Ok, Dr Anthea, I'm fine thanks. Guess I'll just be moving a long for this time
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Sep 29, 2004
so how much for an hour on the rack?
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Sep 29, 2004
like anthea said....two onze gold and a bar of platinum....its the tax man...hes draining us dry 
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 29, 2004
No no the accountant sorted out the tax man,
but then i fired the accountent... in.... one form of the word
and eer...
now i need to advertise for a new accountant
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Sep 29, 2004
oh i wondered why everything was a bit wavy recently
Well dont look at me, I only got an A at Math GCSE because I did coursework in the pub. Its the secret to success!
Then again we could always use accounting as a form of torture...
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Sep 29, 2004
Exelent idea Kat,
you are hensewith the new intern vice guildmistress,
due to impressing me.
well done
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Sep 29, 2004
ooh! *dons swish cloak*
Oh wait...Evilclaw...you are now the guild accountant. You need to work out whats going on with our money, where its going, where its coming from, who it should be coming from, and why it might not be...
*dumps a load of paper on the floor*
Oh and you have to do it with thumbscrews on...that should do...
*wanders off to stand somewhere windy to show off her cloak*
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- 841: Wiro (Aug 9, 2004)
- 842: TBC (Aug 9, 2004)
- 843: Wiro (Aug 9, 2004)
- 844: TBC (Aug 9, 2004)
- 845: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Aug 12, 2004)
- 846: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Aug 12, 2004)
- 847: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Aug 12, 2004)
- 848: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Sep 24, 2004)
- 849: radioface (perfectly normal, but with a few radioish features) (Sep 25, 2004)
- 850: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 25, 2004)
- 851: The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) (Sep 26, 2004)
- 852: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 26, 2004)
- 853: radioface (perfectly normal, but with a few radioish features) (Sep 28, 2004)
- 854: The Liquid Warrior (Vescere bracis meis) (Sep 29, 2004)
- 855: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Sep 29, 2004)
- 856: Kat - From H2G2 (Sep 29, 2004)
- 857: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 29, 2004)
- 858: Kat - From H2G2 (Sep 29, 2004)
- 859: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Sep 29, 2004)
- 860: Kat - From H2G2 (Sep 29, 2004)
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