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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jul 12, 2004
It's getting there...one day I shall let bad grammar and spelling fly over me and not even twitch.
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Joe Innes, Tez, Admin: U768624 Posted Jul 12, 2004
*smiles cheerily*
Well, until then...
*stabs her in the eye with rusty razor blade*
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jul 12, 2004
AHHHHH!!!!! YOU!!! MY EYE!!!! I could already only see out one!!! MY EYE MY EYE!!!
*strains against chains and howls*
Any Gods in the area please answer my plea and tell me what I'm supposed to do to stop this pain and suffering!!!!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 13, 2004
you could stop correcting things...
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jul 13, 2004
Wouldn't that be too easy? no wait too hard? Oh dear
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Khamsin Posted Jul 13, 2004
*
walks in*
: I is here like I is asked to be demon queen
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jul 13, 2004
*rocks backwards and forwards and bites lip*
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Khamsin Posted Jul 13, 2004
:*moves over to Kat* I is been asked to talk by demon queen to daft victim... I is been having good day till is is being made to come here
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jul 13, 2004
erm well you could go away again then with your bad grammar...Ive got razored toes and a minus eyeball to think of...
*is scared*
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Khamsin Posted Jul 14, 2004
: I is not understanding daft victim, I is wanting to speak about whether... whether is good thing dirty victim know, I is happy to be talking with dirty victim
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Wiro Posted Aug 5, 2004
*chucks the goon into a chair*
wonko find out what he knows, see if you can peice anything together about where the Guild misstress is while your at it.
*leaves*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 5, 2004
*goon panics*
Hey you cant do this i know my rights!
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Aug 5, 2004
*walks in*
goons have no rights..its in the contract
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 5, 2004
I'm no goon...
I.. I... Ahhh!!
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Wøñkø Posted Aug 5, 2004
*hooks up the coils and hoses and tubes and needles and wire and scrapers*
*sneering snarl*
Oh, then... what are you? 
*puts a hand on a lever marked with a drop of water*
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Aug 5, 2004
*flicks water at you and tickles your feet*
Tell us where the mistress is and what your plans were! If you do we might be lenient!
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- 781: Kat - From H2G2 (Jul 12, 2004)
- 782: Joe Innes, Tez, Admin: U768624 (Jul 12, 2004)
- 783: Kat - From H2G2 (Jul 12, 2004)
- 784: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jul 13, 2004)
- 785: Kat - From H2G2 (Jul 13, 2004)
- 786: Khamsin (Jul 13, 2004)
- 787: Kat - From H2G2 (Jul 13, 2004)
- 788: Khamsin (Jul 13, 2004)
- 789: Kat - From H2G2 (Jul 13, 2004)
- 790: Khamsin (Jul 14, 2004)
- 791: AK - fancy that! (Jul 23, 2004)
- 792: Wiro (Aug 5, 2004)
- 793: Wøñkø (Aug 5, 2004)
- 794: Wiro (Aug 5, 2004)
- 795: Wøñkø (Aug 5, 2004)
- 796: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Aug 5, 2004)
- 797: Kat - From H2G2 (Aug 5, 2004)
- 798: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Aug 5, 2004)
- 799: Wøñkø (Aug 5, 2004)
- 800: Kat - From H2G2 (Aug 5, 2004)
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