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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jun 29, 2004
Ah....damn...erm...*looks a bit stuck*
Okay well I've had the choice, I went with my honour...now...*looks like a matyr* do your worst
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Joe Innes, Tez, Admin: U768624 Posted Jun 30, 2004
*suddenly realises he's still locked up :S...*
*calls Frank over (who has now returned from the medics fine and well) and asks Frank to unlock him*
*Frank unlocks him*
This is an interesting situation...
*retreats to a quiet corner to watch how Kat is going to escape the manacles...*
*Smiles inwardly*
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jun 30, 2004
They never say anything about this in the handbooks!
Maybe someone would care to come and torture me a bit more so I can come up with an evil plan? Just hanging around here is making me feel silly.
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U218534 Posted Jun 30, 2004
*continues to look sufficiently distraught for him not to have to do anything just yet* 
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jun 30, 2004
*waits for heroic rescuer*
Sigh...if you want something done and all that...
*grabs thumb screw with foot and tightens it on left thumb*
OOOWWWW!!!
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jun 30, 2004
Joe...sweetpea...if you're just going to hang around maybe you could do this instead of me having to do this? I'm feeling silly....besides you were the one who said I was being cheeky correcting spelling
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jun 30, 2004
*starts slipping out of chains*
Well stuff this for a game of soldiers! Boring sods!
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Joe Innes, Tez, Admin: U768624 Posted Jun 30, 2004
Woah, hold on... I'll give it a go...
What sort of thing? I mean just plain torture? or something like... dunno, S&M? or, perhaps even pretend torture....
Up to you.
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jun 30, 2004
Well your standard torture until I stop correcting people's spelling I suppose
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jun 30, 2004
...you should charge...you know like the executioners did for a sharp blade...
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Joe Innes, Tez, Admin: U768624 Posted Jul 2, 2004
Ok, well, we have the painful torture at $$$, the slightly less painful torture for only $$, and the absolutely painfree torture for just $. Of course, the more you pay, the more you get for your cash!!!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 2, 2004
people dont normaly turn up when i ask them to pay a trip down here,
I think this is the first time someone has 
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jul 3, 2004
Well I don't like to make a fuss. Besides it's not been too bad around here so far. Nobody's even done anything to me!
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Joe Innes, Tez, Admin: U768624 Posted Jul 4, 2004
Well, you require the best service?
*carefully opens a drawer, and removes a rusty razor blade*
*Slowly draws the razor blade across Kat's toes*
*slaps Kat around the face with the obligatory leather gloves*
Tell me what I want to know!!!
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- 721: Kat - From H2G2 (Jun 29, 2004)
- 722: U218534 (Jun 30, 2004)
- 723: Joe Innes, Tez, Admin: U768624 (Jun 30, 2004)
- 724: Kat - From H2G2 (Jun 30, 2004)
- 725: U218534 (Jun 30, 2004)
- 726: Kat - From H2G2 (Jun 30, 2004)
- 727: U218534 (Jun 30, 2004)
- 728: Kat - From H2G2 (Jun 30, 2004)
- 729: U218534 (Jun 30, 2004)
- 730: Kat - From H2G2 (Jun 30, 2004)
- 731: Joe Innes, Tez, Admin: U768624 (Jun 30, 2004)
- 732: Kat - From H2G2 (Jun 30, 2004)
- 733: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Jun 30, 2004)
- 734: Joe Innes, Tez, Admin: U768624 (Jul 2, 2004)
- 735: Kat - From H2G2 (Jul 2, 2004)
- 736: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jul 2, 2004)
- 737: Kat - From H2G2 (Jul 2, 2004)
- 738: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jul 2, 2004)
- 739: Kat - From H2G2 (Jul 3, 2004)
- 740: Joe Innes, Tez, Admin: U768624 (Jul 4, 2004)
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