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Wiro Posted Jul 4, 2004
i belive the last time i had someone in here voluntarily they claimed to have a special suit on ... but its ok, i opened it with a can opener.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 4, 2004
Ah yes the wonderous abilities of a can opener
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jul 4, 2004
*screams for the toes upwards*
NEVVVEEERRRR!!!!!!! I won't reveal it! What is it? Whatever it is I wont tell you!!!!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 4, 2004
*throws a wet 
at Kat*
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jul 4, 2004
EUUUWWW!!! Still my mouth is sealed spawns of satan! whatever it is that youre torturing me for which you have yet to tell me I deny it...
*toes continue to bleed and face is raw*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 4, 2004
well then we shall have to use more drastic methoulds
I will go get the huge bunny of doom
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jul 4, 2004
NOOOOO!!! NOT THE BUNNY OF DOOM!!! NO PLEASE PLEASE!!!
ask your questions and I shall answer! Anything!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 4, 2004
very well...
What equils fourty two??
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jul 4, 2004
many things!!! including six times nine if you're careful about it!
*screams* and it's Equals!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 4, 2004
you just made a big mistake...
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jul 4, 2004
YOU CANT DO THIS TO MEEEE!!!!
*is amused how she can be stalking through a jungle with you safely tucked in my hood at the same time as being tortured for correcting spelling*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 4, 2004
Oh give me a good reason why not
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jul 4, 2004
Because...because...because I love you Anthea!!! My haert burns for you! You cant torture me!
*get back from being magic and help me with this strange assassination as i seem to be lacking in information and so am finding it hard*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 4, 2004
I'm afraid I'm a married woman Kat 
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jul 4, 2004
Well if you let me down from this wall...*eyes the Bunny of doom carefully* I could be your secret and passionate affair!
*wonders if this will work at all but the other choice is the bunny*
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SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness Posted Jul 5, 2004
...ooh ooh...third choice...:
The Bunny Hood of Humiliation...er...DOOM!!!
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jul 8, 2004
Anthea's the one torturing me! She's denying me my wish for her love!
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Jul 9, 2004
Let me go and I will give you all the wishes you could want!!! Just stop hurting me!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Jul 9, 2004
All the wishes i want?
All of them?
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2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... Posted Jul 9, 2004
*accidentily* wonders into a torture chamber
'oh dea a torture chamber' 
'I fear I am trapped' 
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- 741: Wiro (Jul 4, 2004)
- 742: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jul 4, 2004)
- 743: Kat - From H2G2 (Jul 4, 2004)
- 744: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jul 4, 2004)
- 745: Kat - From H2G2 (Jul 4, 2004)
- 746: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jul 4, 2004)
- 747: Kat - From H2G2 (Jul 4, 2004)
- 748: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jul 4, 2004)
- 749: Kat - From H2G2 (Jul 4, 2004)
- 750: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jul 4, 2004)
- 751: Kat - From H2G2 (Jul 4, 2004)
- 752: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jul 4, 2004)
- 753: Kat - From H2G2 (Jul 4, 2004)
- 754: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jul 4, 2004)
- 755: Kat - From H2G2 (Jul 4, 2004)
- 756: SuperMoo: Now With Even More Online-ness (Jul 5, 2004)
- 757: Kat - From H2G2 (Jul 8, 2004)
- 758: Kat - From H2G2 (Jul 9, 2004)
- 759: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Jul 9, 2004)
- 760: 2legs - Hey, babe, take a walk on the wild side... (Jul 9, 2004)
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