A Conversation for The h2g2 Assassins guild
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radioface (perfectly normal, but with a few radioish features) Posted Aug 6, 2004
*prepares another Olive Loaf sandwich*
you're not hungry are you?
*looks around to anyone interested*
no, I swear, this one's safe
*eats sandwich*
oh, erm...go on
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 6, 2004
I dont wanna be a goon!
Please i dont know of this mistress you speak of
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Aug 6, 2004
You should have thought about this before you became a goon! It's NOT a good career move!
You DO know of our mistress! EVERYONE knows of her! She's everywhere! And now we have lost her and YOU *grips you by the collar* are going to tell us how to find her!
*starts twisting rack*
NOW TELL US!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 6, 2004
*the goon gulps*
honest wench i knowest not your mistress...
i only came with the gang i am a humble goon they tell us nothing
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Aug 6, 2004
You do NOT call an assassin of the Guild "wench"! *tightens rack a bit more*
Who WOULD know if you don't know? And what CAN you tell me? If I'm not satisfied with it then I will continue...so it is in your best intersts to tell me.
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 6, 2004
sorry we.... Ma'am it was a mistake wrong type of mistress haha
thought you were one of those... whatyamacallems seemstresses... 
your not are you? you see because i have this darning that needs done...
tell you what the guy that hired us to come deliver a package yeah he said that theres something to do with camping in a forest... or was it a desert
tell ya my memory..
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Aug 6, 2004
*applies thumb screws without mercy*
Look you oaf! I just threw up so I'm NOT in a good mood! If you had come here when I was in a good mood I MIGHT have been amused by your...little banter! BUT I'M NOT!
NOW! Forest or desert? And where? And what else do you know?
*tightens rack with each word and squirts lemon juice in your eyes*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 6, 2004
*screams in pain*
alright alright you mad woman i give in!
it was a desert of ice...
he was camping in a vally cut from the earth by a bolt of lightning
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Aug 6, 2004
*aside* Oh dear...maybe this should be given to the spies to sort out! Sounds like a new mission to me!
*to goon*
Are you CERTAIN? Sounds incredible to me. You'll be sorry if you're lying!
*brings out a hamster*
Do you KNOW what they teach us to do with these small creatures? I can make your worst nightmare with this!
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 6, 2004
I tell the truth i promice
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Aug 6, 2004
Even though you spelt promise wrong?? How can I trust you!?
Any more you can tell me?
*brandishes hamster closer to goon's trousers*
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 6, 2004
*an eletric shock travels up Kat's arm due to her compulsive corrections*
Nooo!! nooo!!
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Aug 6, 2004
OW! damn this guild! *offers up apology to the absent mistress*
*rips off goon's trousers and sits hamster on goon's stomach*
Now...you're going to go over everything that you know...even if you think it won't help us...EVERYTHING...or else hammy here is going in your drawers
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 6, 2004
AHHH!!!
Ok Ok please not the hampster!
there in the artic somewhere... the aurilia coriallus can be seen from the sky
theres snowman centrials...
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Aug 6, 2004
*strokes hamster absent-mindedly*
And if I imform the h2g2 spies will they be able to find this base?
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted Aug 6, 2004
oh no those idiots
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Kat - From H2G2 Posted Aug 7, 2004
*stomps out after stuffing the hamster down the goon's drawers*
I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO LIVE THAT DOWN WILL I!? HOW WAS I TO KNOW!?
*goes off muttering for target pratice*
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- 801: radioface (perfectly normal, but with a few radioish features) (Aug 6, 2004)
- 802: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Aug 6, 2004)
- 803: Kat - From H2G2 (Aug 6, 2004)
- 804: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Aug 6, 2004)
- 805: Kat - From H2G2 (Aug 6, 2004)
- 806: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Aug 6, 2004)
- 807: Kat - From H2G2 (Aug 6, 2004)
- 808: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Aug 6, 2004)
- 809: Kat - From H2G2 (Aug 6, 2004)
- 810: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Aug 6, 2004)
- 811: Kat - From H2G2 (Aug 6, 2004)
- 812: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Aug 6, 2004)
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- 814: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Aug 6, 2004)
- 815: Kat - From H2G2 (Aug 6, 2004)
- 816: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (Aug 6, 2004)
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