A Conversation for The United Bedroom Confederacy
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Clare Posted Jun 22, 2003
Yes, you're both brilliant. APART from Roadkill, who is a dirty t-shirt slogan thief 
You laugh at me because I'm different, I pity you becuase you're all the same.
Wasn't there another one as well?
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Researcher 185550 Posted Jun 22, 2003
Yes. The other one was "Ha! You can't see me now." on a camouflage t- shirt.
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Researcher 185550 Posted Jun 22, 2003
That was a good day for t- shirts. One of the best ones I've ever seen was, "You're just jealous because the voices are in MY head*.
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Flying Betty- Now with added nickname tag! Posted Jun 23, 2003
I enjoy "Can't sleep, clowns will eat me..."
Or my all time favorite sticker: One by one, the penguins are stealing my sanity
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Researcher 185550 Posted Jun 23, 2003
That is good. I'm sure I replied to this post.... maybe the penguins really are stealing my sanity.
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Researcher 185550 Posted Jun 23, 2003
Perhaps both. No! Wait! Does that sound crazy to you? Do I sound crazy! I'm not crazy! I have pills! Pills.... I need my pills....
But I'm not crazy! I'm not!
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Laura Posted Jun 23, 2003
As if I'm in any state to judge someone's sanity
my parent's say the word 'random' simply doesn't get used when I'm not around..
anyway, are you sure it's penguins? Not gtoldfish? 
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Researcher 185550 Posted Jun 23, 2003
Maybe it's both! It's an animal- wide conspiracy!
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Laura Posted Jun 23, 2003
Yes, and they're stealing the socls while they're at it! 
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Researcher 185550 Posted Jun 23, 2003
The entire Confederacy might be in danger! Ah canna' haild 'er, cap'n, she's loosin' power!
Alert the border guards!
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Laura Posted Jun 23, 2003
We don't have any border guards! Noooooooo!
We must send the younger socks out to the countryside quicky while there's still time
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Researcher 185550 Posted Jun 23, 2003
All right! But what about those too old and frayed to move? We'll have to put them in drawers until further notice!
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Laura Posted Jun 23, 2003
Under the bed is certainly no longer safe. To the drawers it is
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Researcher 185550 Posted Jun 23, 2003
It must be. And the bedroom floor is certainly no place to be in this time of trouble. We can only hope that the penguins will leave before long.
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Laura Posted Jun 23, 2003
We will just have to sit this one out and hope for the best
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Researcher 185550 Posted Jun 23, 2003
Do we have sufficient supplies to last this one out?
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Laura Posted Jun 23, 2003
I've plenty of penguin biscuits... but maybe that's the trouble
Had better eat them all quick
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Mullet Posted Jun 23, 2003
I declare my bedroom the People's Republic of People (and Yeast). Population:Me + the yeast I am attempting to grow in a jar. Capital:Sock Drawer. No government as yet, I'm waiting until the yeast is ready to vote.
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- 41: Clare (Jun 22, 2003)
- 42: Researcher 185550 (Jun 22, 2003)
- 43: Clare (Jun 22, 2003)
- 44: Researcher 185550 (Jun 22, 2003)
- 45: Flying Betty- Now with added nickname tag! (Jun 23, 2003)
- 46: Researcher 185550 (Jun 23, 2003)
- 47: Laura (Jun 23, 2003)
- 48: Researcher 185550 (Jun 23, 2003)
- 49: Laura (Jun 23, 2003)
- 50: Researcher 185550 (Jun 23, 2003)
- 51: Laura (Jun 23, 2003)
- 52: Researcher 185550 (Jun 23, 2003)
- 53: Laura (Jun 23, 2003)
- 54: Researcher 185550 (Jun 23, 2003)
- 55: Laura (Jun 23, 2003)
- 56: Researcher 185550 (Jun 23, 2003)
- 57: Laura (Jun 23, 2003)
- 58: Researcher 185550 (Jun 23, 2003)
- 59: Laura (Jun 23, 2003)
- 60: Mullet (Jun 23, 2003)
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