A Conversation for The United Bedroom Confederacy

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Post 1

Laura

Right, it's over a year since our campaign against sockism began, and we're in need of an update.

Please could all Presidents report any changes to their Republics (different population size, changes of name etc). This will be followed by a break for smiley - tea and smiley - cake which is expected to last until aproximately next year smiley - biggrin. If anyone has any other agenda, here's the place to suggest it.


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Post 2

Researcher 185550

Reportin', shah!

Were we going to have a progress report?


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Post 3

Laura

Probably, if anyone can be bothered to write one smiley - biggrin


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Post 4

Researcher 185550

I'll do it:

You've all done jolly well!

There.


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Post 5

Laura

Excellant smiley - biggrin


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Post 6

Researcher 185550

Do you think we're going to be forced to eat all this cheescake and drink all this tea ourselves?


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Post 7

Laura

Looks like it..

More smiley - cheesecake?


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Post 8

Researcher 185550

You know I might just stick to the smiley - tea for the moment, we've got a few crates to get through. If these delegates don't turn up soon, I don't know what I'm going to do...


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Post 9

Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque

Would anyone like more smiley - tea, I've brought urn along with me smiley - smiley

More seriously i have to report an alarming rise in single socks observed. Sock relationships are breaking up at an alarming rate. Pity the poor sock seperated from their partner for they were truly made for each other smiley - sadface


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Post 10

Researcher 185550

smiley - tea? smiley - ta, solid plan.

The only solution is to legalize same-sox couples. By which I mean, of course, if socks are roughly suited to each other, they should be worn together.


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Post 11

Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque

We should also campaign against the labelling of socks who are not part of a stable pairing arrangement as "odd". Its degrading to them. Every sock has the right to choose their own lifestyle.


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Post 12

Laura

I fully agree with you there

*sips smiley - tea*


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Post 13

Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque

Sock Rights, a cause to enthuse the youth of the 21st century smiley - ok


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Post 14

Researcher 185550

Never let it be said that we have too much time on our hands.


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Post 15

Laura

Is that an adaption you'd like to make to the law of your Republic?


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Post 16

Researcher 185550

Yes. It would bolster my claim to government.


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Post 17

Laura

*Makes a note of it on a piece of paper and promply looses it*


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Post 18

Researcher 185550

Not to worry, I'm only governing socks.


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Post 19

Laura

They're easy enough to handle smiley - biggrin


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Post 20

Researcher 185550

And should become even more so if Sock Tax gets properly introduced.


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