A Conversation for The United Bedroom Confederacy

UBC AGM

Post 21

Laura

Trouble is that the only person who buys socks in my Republic is myself smiley - doh


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Post 22

Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque

If anyone buys you some for Xmas or a birthday tell them they also owe you Sock Tax smiley - ok


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Post 23

Laura

Good idea smiley - biggrin


UBC AGM

Post 24

Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque

Serves then right for being so unimaginative smiley - ok


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Post 25

Researcher 185550

Quite! Sock philosophy has advanced this day!


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Post 26

Laura

I didn't get any socks at all last birthday/christmas (they come in pairs, the socks do as well if thy get a chance)


found another missing sock today, in the loft of all places smiley - weird. However did it manage to get up there I wonder smiley - huh
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UBC AGM

Post 27

Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque

maybe it was a Secret Sock Agent in hiding


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Post 28

Laura

Maybe so, though seems a little cruel of it to leave its partner alone in the sock drawer


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Post 29

Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque

Just like James Bond, all these secret agents are the same, love 'em and leave 'em


UBC AGM

Post 30

Laura

It does seem to be typical secret agent behaviour come to think of it, and maybe some hi-tech gadgets would explain how it got into the loft


UBC AGM

Post 31

Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque

Just watch out for the ninja attack sock squads
They can be ruthless


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Post 32

Researcher 185550

Certainly true, certainly true.

Did you interrogate the hiding sock or just let it go?


UBC AGM

Post 33

Laura

I made it stand in the corner


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Post 34

Researcher 185550

With a little Dunce cap?


UBC AGM

Post 35

Laura

It didn't have a head to put one on..


UBC AGM

Post 36

Researcher 185550

You could just sort of, balance it there.


UBC AGM

Post 37

Laura

The hat's too big too.

Though I guess it could be given a 'dunce' badge

Or be suspended from the Secret Sock Agency until it apologises to its partner


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Post 38

Researcher 185550

The latter is the more sensible option, I find.


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Post 39

Blackberry Cat , if one wishes to remain an individual in the midst of the teeming multitudes, one must make oneself grotesque

It got found so it can't be a Sock out of the top drawer smiley - groan


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Post 40

Researcher 185550

Funny, I keep all my socs in a top drawer.


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