A Conversation for The United Bedroom Confederacy

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Post 1

Laura

Right, so any ideas on how we're going to take over the world?

er, all in the interest of sock defence of course..


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Post 2

Researcher 185550

Sock Secret Agents, I feel, have something to do with it.


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Post 3

Laura

They could have a special badge! smiley - biggrin

And they could have gold stars for every five places they convert against sockism smiley - star


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Post 4

AK - fancy that!

I likey.


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Post 5

Laura

Now, how to recruit such socks..


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Post 6

AK - fancy that!

Well, where are socks made?


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Post 7

Laura

Erm, clothes factories I think, but then you can never be sure smiley - bigeyes


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Post 8

AK - fancy that!

What countries/cities/stuff though. who knows, but a sock-maker. hmm.


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Post 9

Laura

Well, I've a pair of walking socks from Nepal.

No idea where the others came from though smiley - erm


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Post 10

AK - fancy that!

Nepal will do nicelysmiley - evilgrin
Wherever that is


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Post 11

Laura

Asia


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Post 12

Researcher 185550

SSAs? Well, some are born with it. Some achieve it. And some have it thrust upon them.

smiley - zen

Their base is located underneath some paperwork. It is unfindable by humans.


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Post 13

Laura

smiley - laugh

Sensible place for a secret base. Who could be bothered to leaf hrough all that paper anyway? smiley - biggrin


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Post 14

Researcher 185550

That is precisely the reason smiley - smiley.


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Post 15

Laura

Fortunately the socks are on our side smiley - biggrin


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Post 16

Researcher 185550

Unless there are any counter-sock militants in here. Come on, own up, I want a show of hands!


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Post 17

Laura

But socks don't have hands smiley - erm


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Post 18

Researcher 185550

No I mean, human militants. It would just be silly for a sock to be anti-sock.


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Post 19

Laura

Ah, I see. smiley - biggrin

Well, I'm dead set against sockism personally


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Post 20

Researcher 185550

Good. I hope there are no sockists here?

*He's behiiiiiind you!*


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