h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

There, all added

Roadkill for helping out

Help?

I think I badgered you a lot but that's it.

Well, if I was around I would have sorted it..

but it's good to have omeone to confirm that people aren't being ignored

I suppose.

But it really is a dead page you've written there.

t'was all your idea however

Indeedy. But it was your knowledge of ML that enabled the idea to be realized.

I can just tell we're going to put ourselves down for the next ages here..

Shall we just settle for both being brilliant?

Both destined for great things, but we're pacing ourselves.

Oh yes, definitely

Being President comes with a great deal of responsibilty

Chairperson, I would have thought. Extend the People's Republic of Unc to the whole world.

I've better things to do with my time than start an invasion

My room's hard enough to manage

Actually, it's dead good that the US has sanctioned the use of military force against Iran. Now all we have to do is change the Q on the banners to an N. Well, it's not great that the US seems so hell bent on starting wars, but if there's gonna be one, at least we won't have to get all new banners.

Ah well, there isn't even so much as a civil war in the People's Republic of Unc, not quite sure how one would be capable however

That's true. We have the advantage that our states were formed completely non- violently. Though I can see that a civil war might accidentally arise, such as when i hit my leg instead of a drum with my drumstick.

There are little squabbles in my republic all the time. For example, my bladder wants to go to the toilet, but the rest want to stay in bed.
They are usually resolved in favor of my bladder

yes, bladder knows best

That's true. Beer cans/ bottles are no substitute for the toilet.

Yes, but number of beer cans consumed is generally a deciding factor of whether the body wins or the bladder wins.

Yay! My republic is in! But you added someone else's capital city in place of mine. Unless of course I've started military action anready.

I'll go change it

Done