h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*comes in, erects an anti-hologram field, seals all the entrances, sprays airfreshener all over the room and sits down to read. And sleep at the same time*

*turns off power to Thamians room*

*switches the frequency to only exclude Cat, then connects the field to a generator*

Your not allowed to have a generator in your room Thamian, it violates space corp directive #48577601

Your not allowed to block superior crewmembers from access to your room either.

I'm not blocking you access, only Cat. I don't want the egotistical git in my room.

Take down the field or I'll have Holly blast an EMP trhough your room.

What i'll do is allow you in, then close it. When you want to go out, i let you. Fair? Because then you can come in, but Cat can't and the field only affects holograms who acctually touch the field.

*shakes his head, writes down Thamians crimes against JMC on his clipboard and walks away*

< Tsk, tsk, tsk... >

You ain't coming in.

< That's no way to speak to Rimmer. You have to call him smeg-head or something. >

I am talking to a superior. You however are a smeghead of the highest calibre. And the biggest egotist i have ever even heard of.

True true, however, you are both smegheads of the most highest smegging calibre of all.
*leaves*

< Do you want another explanation of triangle brackets, or are you quite happy losing friends and continuity? >

< And I'd like to give Rimmer the award for outstanding contradiction of the rules... All hail Rimmer! >

Of course i f***ing well have. And he is still a smegging egotistical b******.

< Then again, Rimmer could just be seeing double... >

< *waves at Thamian and moves leg in out of this field* >