h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Morts cabin is a restful place, the walls have been painted purple (against regulations of course!) and holographic candles permanantly burn away to create a very restful environment.

Next to the bunk is the emergency box containing - several alcohol miniatures, a packet of fags, a selection of bars of chocolate and crisps.

Above the bed is a sign saying:
"Waking me from sleep could prove hazardous to your health"

mmm........chocolate....

*counts bars just in case... and then feels mean so decides to offer EE one next time she sees her*

*moves sign from above the bed to the cabin door*

*x500 placed in box..*

* makes double sure sign is on door and curls up into bed for an extra long snooze*

*stumbles out of bed - far too early after hearing an annoying to the tune of 'its Arnold etc....'

has a quick for breakfast and a bag of and decides to investigate what annoying gimp has woken her up*

*ends up back in her quarters after wandering about RD for the last 2 hours - but cant remember why *

oh well time for a nap then, if it was that important i will remember, i am sure

*waters her Peace Lilly plant and tells it how nice it is looking today then curls up under the duvet with her secret bunny rabbit hot water bottle and *

*Arrives from Mr. Smilo's room...

Quietly dusts around sleeping Mort and then heads off to Bob's garage...*

All hands to the bridge, URGENT
All hands to the bridge, URGENT

what? this better be urgent....

*drinks before heading to the bridge so she doesnt murder someone for waking her up after only 10 hours sleep*

*wanders in*

Nice place you've got here.

*eyes *

*admires purple walls

*wanders back to pink quarters*

*saw Listy eyeing up the *

mmmm both EE and List got their eyes on my supply, right will get Krytie to stick a padlock on the box tomorrow

*hides box under pillow and immediately feels guilty and decides that she will give Listy a bar when she sees her next as well as EE.
Decides its time for another snooze so she is all fresh for a bit of a boogie later on*

*wanders in again... see's Mort sleeping... wanders out again*

*gets up again as doesnt feel safe until the emergency box is locked away. Heads off to find Krytie*

*wanders in AGAIN... notices room is empty... looks at but has already had too much curry for breakfast and so sits on bunk and waits for mort to challenge her to drinking contest *

*s*

*wonders how she was in two places at once*

*waits for Krytie and Mort, wondering what to do*

*eyes up listy suspiciously*

didnt kryton come in here?

*sulks into room grabs box slams padlocks on... ignoring Miss Mort's slight flaw in that she doesn't have the key...*

*stalks back off to bridge*

no... not yet

*hopes MOrt will read b log and realise no choc was stolen *

What shall we do for him?