A Conversation for Red Dwarf
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[...] Posted Apr 13, 2003
If we have anymore asteroid/fighting situations we can all hop aboard starbug... and if red dwarf ever disappears you could just follow the Bug!
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Ace Rimmer [pretending] Posted Apr 13, 2003
I'm hoping this one will last longer than a week so hopefully it will still be here when I return.
(and I have control over this one so I decide
)
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[...] Posted Apr 13, 2003
Over Comm. from Bridge:
MR. RIMMER HAS GONE ASTEROID SPOTTING AND WON'T BE BACK WITH THE MIDGET UNTIL WEDNESDAY!
ALL CREW MEMBERS INFORM NEW MEMBERS WHO HAVEN'T GOT CABINS TO PUT THEM IN A-DECK!
A-DECK!
A-DECK!!!!!
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 19, 2003
Right lets get those drinks on the go, whats everyone having?
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 19, 2003
*looks round to see no-one else is there, shrugs shoulders and orders a 
*
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted Apr 19, 2003
Cheers,
*downs very quickly and waits for a refill*
And how are you today? Quiet in here? Business good?
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Mu Beta Posted Apr 19, 2003
*refills*
Deathly quiet, I'm afraid. I think it could have something to with the large oil patch that skutter No. 1 left on the dancefloor.
Help yourself to the karaoke machine, by the way. Easter special - it's open 24 hours a day.
B
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Mu Beta Posted May 4, 2003
Woo-hoo! Happy hour! 
*switches on neon light above 226921's head, saying 'Free Drinks Here'*
B
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted May 4, 2003
not an opportunity to be missed!!
(have been to above researcher and ACEd him with a link to the captains office to sign up)
Make mine several s please!
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A Posted May 6, 2003
Do you think we could get Master B to TURN THE SMEGGIN LIGHT OFF?
thank you...
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted May 16, 2003
Can't see your beer then.
Speaking of which, B you lazy sod, where's mine?
*lights fag, taps foot*.
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Mu Beta Posted May 17, 2003
*sticks head out of back room*
Sorry, sorry - was just fixing the little gadget that waters down the lager.
Here - - on the house.
B
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Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! Posted May 18, 2003
*
in*
*gets to computer*
*realises it has no main frame acsess*
dam
* out*
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- 68: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Apr 19, 2003)
- 69: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Apr 19, 2003)
- 70: Mu Beta (Apr 19, 2003)
- 71: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (Apr 19, 2003)
- 72: Mu Beta (Apr 19, 2003)
- 73: A (May 4, 2003)
- 74: Mu Beta (May 4, 2003)
- 75: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (May 4, 2003)
- 76: A (May 6, 2003)
- 77: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (May 16, 2003)
- 78: Mu Beta (May 17, 2003)
- 79: Dr Anthea - ah who needs to learn things... just google it! (May 18, 2003)
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