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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted May 18, 2003
Water down the lager all you bloody want- the stuff's only recycled ale anyway.
Cheers for the 
s. Quiet in here, isn't it?
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Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted Posted May 19, 2003
what are the shorts watered down with?
please, or should i?!
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted May 20, 2003
If there's anything dubious in my bitter, I shall be very upset...
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Mu Beta Posted May 20, 2003
You've obviously never drunk East Anglian beer before, then.
B
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Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences Posted May 20, 2003
Actually, I believe that is a pleasure which has passed me by...
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Bobaah - MxLxHxC Posted Nov 22, 2004
*After a lo-o-ong time wandering about - unnoticed - getting his bearings, Bobaah Slates decides to have a drink in the much revered Parrot's Bar*
*Sits on a stool*
*Sighs*
*Hears sigh echo in the eerily empty bar*
ECHO!!! echo! echo...
hmm...
No Barman Eh?
*trys to get a free drink but is stopped by robotic beer tap thingy that shouts: "GET LOST YOU GIT, YOU AINT GETTING A FREEBE FROM ME!!! ALERT ALERT!! GIT IN THE BAR!!!"*
OI! I am not a git... i'm just new!
*Beer tap: "Same thing"*
Right you!
*picks up beer tap and starts strangling it with its own cord*
*Beer tap shouts "Alert!! This guy's a Theiving Git!" loudly over and over again*
*Keeps strangling tap till it shuts the 
up*
*leaves bar and heads towards bridge*
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- 81: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (May 18, 2003)
- 82: Mu Beta (May 19, 2003)
- 83: Mort - a middle aged Girl Interrupted (May 19, 2003)
- 84: Kerr_Avon - hunting stray apostrophes and gutting poorly parsed sentences (May 20, 2003)
- 85: Mu Beta (May 20, 2003)
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- 87: Mu Beta (May 21, 2003)
- 88: Bobaah - MxLxHxC (Nov 22, 2004)
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