HI ALL. This is my old home page. I didn't want to loose it but I was looking to loose a bit of weight, so it got shifted here. Click on my name in the author section to go see my current page. Which will be under development for the next ten years.

MY NAME

My name keeps growing, therefore I will try and keep an up to date version of it here, and just advertise something in my name that follows me around.

Here goes:

Fully Assimilated Borg Tribble: - Commander in Chief of Twiglets and Special Operations for the Thingite Army (Greeblet 103....Muse of Sci-Fi Spoilers. Legal Advisor to the Black Hole Escape Committee)Dark Disciple Number 12, Knight of all Knights.

I am a fan of the great and splendiferous Greebo T. Cat.

Kneel at her feet and feel unworthy whilst you admire this terrific new badge she got me

And she's still up to mischief so I'm keeping and eye on her here The Races

A very important thing about me.

Please visit the

The Ministry of BLACK

I have been given the honour and privilage of serving this most illustrious cause as

Dark Disciple #12

Another big thank you to the most Large and Furry Greebo T. Cat who graciously provided me with the badge as a link to the ministry as I am too dense to figure out the code for my self. Huggles Greebo!

And another new hidey hole of mine

Can be found at the castle which currently has no name. I am Knight of All Knights the librarian.

And another thing.......

this is another place that exists that i would hang about in more if there was a bit more going on there!

What I Wrote When I Registered on H2G2 for the Third Time

Greetings small furry creatures from Alpha Centauri.

I am, as I have always been, FABT.

Unfortunately, I also have the memory of a gold fish and this is the third time I have registered on H2G2 over the years because I can never remember my passwords or where I wrote them down. This doesn't really matter as I have never made any guide entries on my own, just made annoying comments about other peoples.

This time I have written my password down and I am going to put it on my pin board. Please remind me of this, any one who I later ask how I can find out what password I used. Thankyou.

I would also like to take this opportunity to suck up to the management and say how very glad I am H2G2 is back. Although I have discovered some very interesting web sites in the guides absence I have missed the sheer lunacy that passes for conversation round here. And I have noticed that much of the rest of the net is very sparsley populated in comparison, there are so few people who post to sites. I did wonder why until I tried to post to some discussion groups myself and found the entry procedures completly beyond me. I know my spelling skills, life skills and general IT awareness are bad but honestly! It's like taking a biochemistry exam without revising. (and having just had a three hour lecture on it I know what I'm talking about!)

Enough!

I'm off to travel the guide.

BUFFY AND ALL SCI FI SHOW SPOILERS

I may have offended a few sensitive peeps. If I have I am sorry. I have been to several Forums/fora? and suggested that Buffy Spoilers for season 6, and anything else like Roswell, could be discussed here as a way of permitting freedom of speech without causing accidental spoilage.

How can someone come here by chance? Where as someone can quite easily post to the wrong thread by accident in a forum and ruin someone elses day.

So there you go. If I have upset anyone by doing this or if there is a place in the guide where all spolierish type things go and includes any show you want to talk about then for goodnessake tell me. Contrary to popular belief I am not telepathic, If I was I would have cheated on chemistry and got a decent grade.

yours pretentiously

FABT

extra addition: My Museship

I am muse of sci fi spoilers, and I have finally figured out how to put a link to the Muse home. Don't know if said link actually works, but what the hey

The Musehome

And here are some Sci Fi type links for h2g2 so I can rememeber where I left my thought processes last.

Links

Here are some links which I find useful and save me from getting very cross when I want to go somewhere in a hurry. There are also lots of links to guide ml stuff at the moment, not wildly interesting but i am trying to learn and my memory is bad so I thoughtI'd leave them all here beings as I can't book mark at work

MY FAVOURITE ENTRIES - NONE OF WHICH HAVE BEEN WRITTEN BY ME

Unreliable history of Steel MakingThis is one of my all time faves, sadly the version that made it to the edited guide is not as good, but this one remains as a testiment to the original intentions. An truely excellent bit of work.

This is great, thanks to a link that some kind soul posted in a converstation on the italic Nateli's page I have discovered something that really made me laugh. I join the queue of people awaiting the return of the original conversations. Mark!

And here's a great link if you just want an excuse to talk to someone.h2g2 Researcher BirthdaysThanks Bloke with no witty name for putting together such a great page.

I still love Paranoia Post by Peregrin and recommend everyone visits.

And Just In Case You Cared.....

FABT stands for Fully Assimilated Borg Tribble. . . . . . . which you always wanted to know.

Is it possible, I wonder,

for an entire paragraph to scroll.

Well, we shall find out. And I wonder

if I can put a little bit in italics.

By way of and experiment.

bet it won't work

This has to be the coolest picture on h2g2.

Maths time.

QUESTION - Can I make 42 from my user number?

Well, the number is 168702. Lets see:

1+6=7*2=14+8=22 nope
1+2=3*7=21 nope
1+8=8+2=10*0=06*7=42! is that cheating?
6+2=8*8=64.........
you see why I was flunking math?
8*6=30+7=37ahhhhhhh
1+2=3+7=10*8=80nope
8*7=56-(6+1=7)=42 but i didnt use the 0
ok, I give up.

Solutions suggested by other researchers:

-1 + ( 6 * 8 ) - 7 + 0 + 2 Thanks to Polidari Wormwood

or perhaps:

[{1 x (6 + 8 + 7)] + 0} x 2, in other words: [{1 x (21)]} x 2 = 42 Thanks to Fenchurch the Honky Tonk Thumper.

Header which doesnt really announce anything.

One of my old accounts has been de-modded. I think it was my second or third acount, it's at old accountor possibly other old account. The mods must have been busy this week because Azi an old friend of mine, has also been de-modded. But there's no point asking her anything because she left to do a Phd and has no time for h2g2. There must still be at least one FABT account buried under moderation because the one I found today is not my first effort. In fact, I think it was one that the computer crashed in the middle of me creating, hence the dodgy guide ML failure and the lack of me going back and correcting it. And the lack of postings on the list. Both of these accounts can be deleted whenever that feature is available, or better still, tranfer their contents here. But that is *so* not going to happen. It would be a nice gadget though.

This is supposed to be the pop up conversations button.

My new job.

I have just got a new job as Legal Advisor and BHEC suit wearer.This of course involves one of h2g2's little known corners The BLack Hole Escape Committee.Where there are are of course, no Babel Fish.

must remember these words......testuserpage......