Welcome to the Black Hole

Welcome to the Black Hole of the universe. A deep dark pit of dispair from which there is no return.

Of course we're all so happy here we don't want to go back.(Or at least that's what we tell people.)

The Plan

We have decided to formulate an escape plan so that we can all escape

We're not sure exactly what it is we're escaping from or where we're going to.

We've loaded several crates of beer into the back of PeeJ's mini and we're just finalising the plans and waiting for the right moment to escape

But we need your help. Our skills are limited. We haven't even found anyone who can drive the mini yet (except PeeJ who probably won't be sober when the time comes)

( And we have our own bar in the committee room )

Sorry No Babel Fish (except black hole escape committee members)

Official Black Hole Escape Committee Members

The Chairperson

(Chairperson of the Black Hole Escape Committee)

PeeJ

(Keeper of Cakes and Treasurer to the Black Hole Escape Committee and campaigner for a towel smilie)

6.48etc

(Quartermaster and Chief Teamaker of the Black Hole Escape Committee)

Bob The Babel Fish

(Official secretary and Translator to the Black Hole Escape Committee)

Edam Cheese

(Official Spell Checker and Cheese Advisor to the Black Hole Escape Committee.)

Mad Dog Arnie

(Official Chief Bartender and secondary shouter of order to the Black Hole Escape Committee.)

Calum McBain

(Offial Chief Procurement Officer and opener of the mail to the Black Hole Escape Committee)

Purple Moose

(Chief Navigator and controller of the C.D. collection to the Black Hole Escape Committee. Also Keeper of Indie Music and Furry Toast. Also somthing big in the lyric quiz world)

Fred Smith

(Chief Medical Advisor and slayer of Barbarians to the Black Hole Escape Committee.)

Eurotrash Girl

(Bringer of choccy and Official Publicity Officer to the Black Hole Escape Committee.)

Name: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas and Zaphodista)

(Chief Engineer and cider maker to The Black Hole Escape Committee.)

F.A.B.T.

(Chief legal advisor and wearer of the B.H.E.C. suit. Also Cmdr in chief of Twiglet + Special Ops Thingite Army, Greeblet and SF Spoiler Muse)

Doctor Colin

(Chief Official Driver and Circus Trainer to the Black Hole Escape Committee)

The Kid

(As yet unappointed member (and therefore person responsible for all those jobs which are noone elses responsibility) of Black Hole Escape Committee.Aslo Romancer of the Realm of the Rediculous)

The Agenda Of The Planning Committee

We did once have an agenda but as it took us three days to get through the first three items we've decided to simplify it a little.

1. General Discussion regarding escape plan

2. Break for tea and cake

3. General Discussion regarding escape plan

4. Bar Opens and much drinking takes place

5. Unconciousness or sleep depending on how much alcohol has been consumed

6. Date of Next Meeting (If we remember to plan it)

Current Vacancies

Membership Secretary

Must have pleasant outgoing personality. Preferably sane but this is not an essential requirement.

Keeper of the Log

Must be able to read, write and keep a log.

Motor Mechanic

Will need experience of repairing and maintaining very old mini's

To apply for the above vacancies please post in a thread below. Once appointed you will be expected to attend Committee meetings whenever possible

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