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Engels42 (Thingite Minister of Leaky Ethics and Spiffyness) Started conversation Apr 18, 2002
Well, I can read *and* write (it's be funnier if I couldn't write, being that I'm writing this post 
, so I suppose that I could keep a log. I've never been a secretary before, is previous job experience required?
Oh yeah, I'm not quite sane, I'm an astronomer and physicist 
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The One Posted Aug 10, 2002
Well, i don't know a lot about black holes but i think i'd make a good mechanic, minis are small enough, and my belief that, "if it's broken hit it very hard with a big hammer and it'll go again" will work a treat in that kind of environment
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The one they call "Oi, get off my garden" Posted Aug 14, 2002
Well I'm totally lacking any any ability, talent or value whatsoever, so I would be an excellent choice for executive in charge of cannon-fodder if the post needs filling?
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Purple Moose - He comes, he goes. But mainly the latter... Posted Dec 30, 2002
humm, now let's see here...
mechanic, yes we need one of those...
we already have 2 log keepers, though technically you were here first. 
And cannon fodder? could be useful...
Hope to see al of you in the escape plan conversation...or the boardroom as we like to call it. 
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