AGG/GAG - 38
Created | Updated Sep 11, 2002
Open your mind and say,'AWW'
Fiction
Weird Science
First/Personals
Satire
Kitchen Synchronicities
H2G2 Fiction~jwf~
A week off
is as good as a rest, so with recharged fervour
your favourite
AGGGAG editor is at it again.
Five short reads that will change your life forever!
Or
at least your mood ..for a while.
Oh, this was close.
For a minute I thought it was gonna be like one of those
jokes
where a 'man walks into a bar with a horse and says...'
But
at the last minute it becomes introspection in the face of cosmic cruelty
and it becomes
literature, or at least worthy of an exposure in AGGGAG.
The Great Escape of Mad King Ruprecht the Fish by Researcher U200697
Look for more Ruprecht adventures 
Oh, before I forget, I am re-referring this one
which gave Spaceman Spiff so much delight
in our last issue.
The absence of any feedback tells me some of you may have missed it.
Hidden Gouger, Crouching Dentist by
Sprant - The Stygian One
These were scouted by
Sir Bossel grandest scout there ever was
Reviews by
~jwf~
Adultery always struck me more as a Science than an Art,
but some people have a natural
gift for it to be sure.
The Art of Adultery by evilbrummiegit
If Zen philosophy hadn't been thought of by the Orientals
it would have occurred to some
Italian bricklayer sooner or later...
Why bricks don't..? by Recoil
Here's
one of the most original ideas I've seen lately.
You have to break through the 'style' of the first paragraph to get to the meat
of these
thoughts on 'thought'. It takes a nasty twist near the end that'll leave you
thinking strange
thoughts about thinking.
LINES ESCORT by
Lars Laborious
To assess the value of our weekly column from some other perspective
preferably not
pre-weighted by our own egos and guilty baggage
we have resorted to asking AggGag
readers what they think.
What should the future (if any) include for AggGagCac?
DISCUSS .
Suggested offerings such as:
"i don't think i can face a world with AggGag!'
will be
gracefully accepted.
Yes, we will be fulfilling our contract with the devil
at least until we reach the requisite 42
Issues.
So, yes, we are still accepting
contributions, donations, offerings
and suggestions
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Sir Bossel Believe it or not the wise guy in this lot.
Darth Zaphod With perfect pitch, she's earning her scouting
badge.
Hobbes Recently spotted waving. Just waving.
Spaceman Spiff Now on extended tour of duty guarding planet
Earth.
Thirdgirl Living quietly on the farm, taking no calls.
Subcom.Deidzoeb Looking at houses. And they're looking back.
Zaphod Circling the peripheral things of life.
Martin Sie just lurves those gender-free pronouns!
Catwoman Pssst, Buddy! Can ya spare a little catnip?
~jwf~ No longer responsible ..for anything.
tonsil revenge Unable to raise a cane in anger.
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