h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

*in an amazing coincidence as the convert-a-car reappears out of the warp in the space-time continuum with an Arl-shaped bundle on the back seat a muzzled Red Dog shaped bundle appears on the back seat of the pussycat car*

Huh ......


Everyone knows Newtons 2nd law of motion where every action is balanced by an equal and opposite reaction, but not many people know the 5th law of cartoon physics which state that anything is possible in order to get a laugh.


*weakly shouts from the back seat of the pink sportscar*

help .... help ....

*Hears the "help, help" noises. Glances sideways at UH, to see if he heard. Catches UH looking sideways at BBW. Sighs.*

Oh well, I guess we have to save him. Lets get way far ahead, then make a plan.

*Looks hopeful and pushes a black button that has a yellow circle on it with a black bat in the yellow circle. To BBW's utter surprise, the button does what he thought it might do and the convert-a-car turns into the batmobile. The turbines fire and the car rockets off.*

UH's toupe flies off in the slipstream


BBW...just out of interest...are you driving? cos im not

Who's chasing who?

*suddenly notices Red Dog*

Where'd you come from? Not that I'm complaining

*grins at Sgt*

hey UH that`d be the Toupe Coupe you`re not driving then ?

*Saturn Girl decides to explore the contents of the glove box some more... finds a patch for a warp-in-the-space-time-continuum, tosses it onto the warp-in-the-space-time-continuum currently loose, then starts to dig again. Finds a hole, tosses that in front of the dogs car without even realizing it as she goes to dig for something more useful. Finds some rope, decides to try to lasso Arl and pull him out of the other car. Stands up, and starts to twirl rope, hopes that sgt. mushroom doesn't hit a bump, or the bombshell made knock herself out on the windshield.*

ps. Sorry about not posting for a couple of days... 'twas gone, went to the wake we held for my grandfather... since he died beginning of September. But I'm back... so watch out

*SG nearly elbows SM as she lassooes*

Hey, watch it!

*attempts to steer straight*

*stumbles about the car, manages to get somewhat control over the lasso*

Sorry about that... still gettin' use to this thing... hard to do in high heals standing in a moving car ya know....

*notices a large speedbump up ahead*

Oh dear. I'd sit down if I were you

*Looks at UH in horror.*

Whadda ya mean you're not driving?!? Who's steering?

*Lunges for the steering wheel and yanks it this way and that, causing the car to swerve wildly. Climbs into the front seat and manages to insert himself into the drivers position, with much swerving. Sees a hole appear in front of the car and swerves wildly, narrowly avoiding it. Looks in the rear-view mirror and sees a godess with a lariat. Swerves to throw off her aim. Glances at UH and notices that he is looking decidedly sea-sick.*

Well, it swerves you right for not driving.

*UH syas nothing, but instead winds the window down and leans out. BBW can only see his back, but it is making odd jerking motions, and he can hear the sounds of choking.*

*the fruits of UH's labour (and not to mention those of his breakfast) are sent into the slipstream, directly at the car persuing the batmobile*

*dodges Uh's contents*

Deary me, that nearly hit Red Dog

*luckily had just sit down, since the dodged contents flew over Saturn Girl's head in the process of narrowly missing Red Mutt*

I'm handcuffed to the Sarge???!!!



Can I be handcuffed to Saturn Girl too????

*Glances in the rear-view mirror.*

Is that BB they've got too!? Man, we have our work cut out for us UH. But they've given me an idea.

*Puts his foot down on the accelerator. Flames leap from the back of the batmobile and the car quickly outdistances its pursuers. When BBW gets far enough ahead so that he is out of sight, he looks for a suitable location. He sees one and pulls off the road onto an off-ramp. The off-ramp curves around and joins a road running at right angles to the original road, which passes over the original road. BBW stops the batmobile out of sight and runs onto the bridge with a rope. He fashions it into a lariat and crouches behind the parapet, waiting for the purple car to pass beneath.*

Get ready, Robin, er, I mean UH, here they come.

* at BB*

*slows the car as the batmobile suddenly vanishes from sight*

I don't like this

*presses orange button*

*soft top on car goes up*

holy fondue I think they suspect something batm-BBW...

*realises how hot it can be with a cat and two dogs in the car*

*opens her window*

*dives in through the open window and land on sgn mushroom*

Soft landing how lucky

*realises how difficult it can be to drive with someone on her lap and a dog handcuffed to her*

Get out of my way! Nooo....

*car goes off the road into a tree*

*Sm is nicely cushioned by Tuc*