h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Hey! Bad mutt! *runsn after Red Mutt in stilettos, manages to no fall, and instead grabs leash again, and reins him in*

Where exactly do you think you're going?! *Drags Red Mutt in the other direction, starting to plan her next move*

I really wouldn't mind getting out though

notices cobwebs starting to form on the Sarge. Checks her watch.
thinks about trying to steal the red mutt...nah, why spoil his fun.

Oh, sod.

*roots around in glove box*

*finds a penknife*

*cuts hole in ceiling*

*climbs out, having to drag the attached Busterbone with her*

*grabs penknife in teeth and after a struggle manages to cut lead and muzzle*

*grabs Busterbone and nips around to rear of the car, opens boot and rumages around for a while*

Aha ! This is what we need to make our getaway Busterbone

*discovers Pantomine horse costume*

I`ll take the front you bring up the rear

*the pair quickly don the costume and trot away*

they`ll never spot us in this disguise BB

Why am I always the horses ass!

And since I was handcuffed to the Sarge I assume she is being dragged along beside us.

*coughs with dust as she is dragged along*

I'm handcuffed to a dog in the bottom of a horse costume while I'm wearing a pink suit. I need a break.

HELP!

*Glances in the rearview mirror.*

UH, there's a horse following us. And it is pulling a mushroom along with it. Now it's running sideways a little.

No, really! Look out the back.

*Slows down to watch, letting the horse gain.*

I think... I think it has 8 legs!

oh, this is tooo good!

*Saturn Girl grumbles as Red Mutt runs off and she looses sight of him. She crosses her arms as she thinks until she sees a horse trotting by, dragging the the mushroom along too. She decides that horse back might be faster when she's hunting for Red Mutt so she grabs the reins and hops onto the house, giving the mushroom a hand up onto the back*

*wipes dust off face*

Phew! Thanks

Sure, no problem... though there's something fishy about this horse... I wonder why it doesn't seem normal?

*shrugs shoulders, digs high heals into the sides of the horse*

*various muffled curses are heard ... particularly from the rear of the Pantomime horse*

*whinny*

I think this isn't a horse, SG. I'm handcuffed to it, for one

*looks thru rear view mirror. sees horse. does perfect 180 handbrake turn. pulls level with horse*

*Saturn Girl digs her heals into the sides of the "horse" in an attempt to get it to move faster. She then grabs Arl from the back of the Mutt's car as an afterthought and pulls him up onto the "horse" between herself and sgt. Mushroom.*

*groaning under the combined weight of the 3 of them, Saturn Girls high heels start a small tear in the pantomime horse costume which splits down the middle with a loud ripping sound depositing them all on the ground in a heap*

*The front and rear halves run off in opposite directions blindly looking for each other*

*whinney*

*Pushes UH off of his lap, since BBW was driving when UH pulled his handbrake turn. Jumps out of the batmobile and grabs Arl. Puts him back in the back seat and gets back in the batmobile. The batmobile takes off after one of the ends of the horse, reasoning that anyone who would come up with the brilliant idea of a horse disguise must be a dog.*

*gets dragged after BB who is running round looking for Red Dog*

Aaaarrrgh! Stop! Stoooooooppp...

Sarge. Saturn Girl.

I've got 2 words for you.

Weight Watchers.

Oh, my aching back!!!!

*runs around blindly in horse costume looking for his other half*