Cals Alien Health Farm

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Welcome to the
The symbol of caduceus
Alien Health Farm

Welcome, please sign in at Reception
Three aliens getting to know one another

Cal Fortuneswell has studied different alien beauty therapies for many years (well he read the first page of Alien Therapies by Sir Patrick Shoe). He has now brought all these therapies together in his very own Alien Health Farm for you to enjoy.

Footprints and a sign

We recommend that customers take part in as many therapies as possible to obtain the full benefit of your stay here. Therapies you should not miss out on are, a bath in greeh and asses milk, this softens the skin and takes 20 years off you, also do not miss our daily talks from our resident dietician. We hope you enjoy your stay.

Meet our wonderful staff

Cal Fortuneswell, Owner and General Alien
Scandrea and Tracer, Our Personal Trainers
Lady Scott † Keeper of Long Afternoon Naps, Dietician
Reef Girl Masseurse
MizzPinky Greeh and mud pack applier
Dan Dare Receptionist


The following vacancies are waiting to be filed:

Staff to man the sauna and Turkish bath


If you would like to apply for any of the above or have a skill we could use please report to Cals Office

Our sign was kindly made by supermoo

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