As you walk into the office you will see a large amount of red tape on cal's desk (he loves the amount of paper work it creates and goes about collecting it) which is made from rather shabby looking plastic (the desk not the red tape, that of course is of the highest of standards) behind which is a well worn leather chair, a recorded message starts to play:

"If you are here regarding one of the job vancancies please leave your c.v and press the green button below, (Discuss this entry). Make sure you press the green button only and not any other, I can not take responsiblitiy for anything that may happen due to finger misplacement on buttons. If you‘re here to complain, you have the wrong office, you should‘ve turned left then 1st right at the water cooler."