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CAL'S CHAMBER OF TOURCHURE
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Started conversation Aug 24, 2004
MAH MAH MAH HA HA HA HA
CAL'S CHAMBER OF TOURCHURE
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 24, 2004
*lays VV down on the table*
Now what first streach her or stick her in the Iron Madien
ummm choices choices so many damm choices
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Aug 24, 2004
Vicki groans whilst still unconscious.
She comes round a little and tries to move her head. The pain becomes unbearable and she slips back into unconsciousness.
CAL'S CHAMBER OF TOURCHURE
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 24, 2004
ha ha
the hanging wall
*Lifts VV back up and takes her over to the wall, where there are two sets of leather buckles, he puts her feet in the first set and buckles her wrists into the second set, She is now attached to the wall in a starfish position with her hand level with her head*
Umm now which wip
*pulls out a drawer in the table which is filled with an extensive variety of wips*
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 24, 2004
Ummm the nobbley one I think
now *turns back to face VV* for added pleasure I shall wait until she awakes
*gets a chair and places in front of VV sits down and waits*
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Aug 24, 2004
Vicki slowly comes round. Her eyes are sore and she tries to scratch them, but she can't move her hands....she then realises what has happened.
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 24, 2004
well heeeelllllooooooooooooooo
*starts hitting his hand with the wip*
How are we feeling today
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Aug 24, 2004
Huh! Cried Vicki in defiance
Think you can do me harm do you!
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 24, 2004
er YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Aug 24, 2004
*VV closes her eyes and beging an incantation*
The room hummed and buzzed with electricity as the incantation went on
VV opened her eyes and turned her gaze to Cal as her hands slipped out of the shackles.
You cannot hold on to one who does not wish to be held my dear.
CAL'S CHAMBER OF TOURCHURE
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 24, 2004
Oh stut up and buckle yourself back in
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Aug 24, 2004
Vicki stared at Cal serenely.
I have no wish to
CAL'S CHAMBER OF TOURCHURE
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 24, 2004
oh you're such a big lair
*runs his hand over the wip*
go on you know you want to
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Aug 24, 2004
To inflict harm on one such as I brings serious consequences to you Cal. Do you wish these consequences to come forth?
CAL'S CHAMBER OF TOURCHURE
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 24, 2004
Umm depends what they are
Does it involve leather?
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Aug 24, 2004
I more fear it would involve the Gods revenge my dear. As a daughter of the Gods, I am protected by their love for me
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 24, 2004
*sees the end of his wip fall off* That is not going to help you, I myself am a god see check my credentals http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F72979?thread=129803&latest=1
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Vicki Virago - Proud Mother Posted Aug 24, 2004
Then I am your daughter! How could you do this to me!
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 24, 2004
*thinks about this for a sec*
BECAUSE YOU WOULD NEVER TIDY YOUR BEDROOM AND THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT!!!!!!
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