A Conversation for Cals Alien Health Farm

CAL'S CHAMBER OF TOURCHURE

Post 1

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

MAH MAH MAH HA HA HA HA


CAL'S CHAMBER OF TOURCHURE

Post 2

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*lays VV down on the table*

Now what first streach her or stick her in the Iron Madien


ummm choices choices so many damm choices


CAL'S CHAMBER OF TOURCHURE

Post 3

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother



Vicki groans whilst still unconscious.

She comes round a little and tries to move her head. The pain becomes unbearable and she slips back into unconsciousness.


CAL'S CHAMBER OF TOURCHURE

Post 4

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

ha ha

the hanging wall

*Lifts VV back up and takes her over to the wall, where there are two sets of leather buckles, he puts her feet in the first set and buckles her wrists into the second set, She is now attached to the wall in a starfish position with her hand level with her head*


Umm now which wip


*pulls out a drawer in the table which is filled with an extensive variety of wips*


CAL'S CHAMBER OF TOURCHURE

Post 5

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

Ummm the nobbley one I think

now *turns back to face VV* for added pleasure I shall wait until she awakes

*gets a chair and places in front of VV sits down and waits*


CAL'S CHAMBER OF TOURCHURE

Post 6

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother



Vicki slowly comes round. Her eyes are sore and she tries to scratch them, but she can't move her hands....she then realises what has happened.


CAL'S CHAMBER OF TOURCHURE

Post 7

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

well heeeelllllooooooooooooooo

*starts hitting his hand with the wip*

How are we feeling today


CAL'S CHAMBER OF TOURCHURE

Post 8

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother




Huh! Cried Vicki in defiance

Think you can do me harm do you!


CAL'S CHAMBER OF TOURCHURE

Post 9

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

er YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


CAL'S CHAMBER OF TOURCHURE

Post 10

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother



*VV closes her eyes and beging an incantation*


The room hummed and buzzed with electricity as the incantation went on


VV opened her eyes and turned her gaze to Cal as her hands slipped out of the shackles.


You cannot hold on to one who does not wish to be held my dear.


CAL'S CHAMBER OF TOURCHURE

Post 11

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

Oh stut up and buckle yourself back in


CAL'S CHAMBER OF TOURCHURE

Post 12

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

Vicki stared at Cal serenely.

I have no wish to


CAL'S CHAMBER OF TOURCHURE

Post 13

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

oh you're such a big lair

*runs his hand over the wip*

go on you know you want to


CAL'S CHAMBER OF TOURCHURE

Post 14

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

To inflict harm on one such as I brings serious consequences to you Cal. Do you wish these consequences to come forth?


CAL'S CHAMBER OF TOURCHURE

Post 15

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

Umm depends what they are

Does it involve leather?


CAL'S CHAMBER OF TOURCHURE

Post 16

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother



I more fear it would involve the Gods revenge my dear. As a daughter of the Gods, I am protected by their love for me


CAL'S CHAMBER OF TOURCHURE

Post 17

dasilva






CAL'S CHAMBER OF TOURCHURE

Post 18

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*sees the end of his wip fall off* That is not going to help you, I myself am a god see check my credentals http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F72979?thread=129803&latest=1


CAL'S CHAMBER OF TOURCHURE

Post 19

Vicki Virago - Proud Mother

Then I am your daughter! How could you do this to me!


CAL'S CHAMBER OF TOURCHURE

Post 20

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*thinks about this for a sec*

BECAUSE YOU WOULD NEVER TIDY YOUR BEDROOM AND THIS IS YOUR PUNISHMENT!!!!!!


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