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The Massage Room
Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Started conversation Sep 8, 2004
This is where you'll find Reefgirl the Masseurse, she will sooth away you troubles, relieve sports injuries and provide a shoulder to cry on should you need it
Services provided
Relaxing Massage
Sports Injury therapy
Aromatherapy
Japanese Massage (Stilletto shoes extra)
The Massage Room
Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Sep 8, 2004
*inspects the room*
Very nice
Do I get a sample 
The Massage Room
Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Sep 8, 2004
Certainly if you'd like to strip to your undies and get on the table
*Cracks knuckles*
what would you like to sample
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Sep 8, 2004
*strips off*
Give me the works
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Sep 8, 2004
Ok
*Pours oil into hands and starts to rub Cal's shoulders*
Ohh so tight, had a bad day?
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Sep 9, 2004
Ummmmm
you could say that
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Sep 9, 2004
*Moves to his spine*
Aww have you been having trouble with the farm then
*Runs her fingers down his spine*
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Sep 9, 2004
Staffing problems really, can't expect guests to want to stay without any staff can you
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Sep 9, 2004
*Digs fingers into coccsicx(?)*
Try dropping hints into your conversations, that's how you got me
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Sep 9, 2004
*light goes on*
never thought about that, mind you did ask for a job
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Sep 9, 2004
I was actually asking for a job at the Shadow Realm, but this is an amusing diversion 
*Rubs hands over Cal's back*
Feeling any better
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Sep 9, 2004
*sighs*
Much 
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Sep 9, 2004
*Carries on Rubbing*
I'm so glad
can I have the code for the blob so I can put it on my PS
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Sep 9, 2004
yep there you go http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F1656441?thread=469886
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Sep 23, 2004
*Scrapes her nails gentily down Cal's back*
You're quiet down there are you ok
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Sep 26, 2004
*Rubs more oil into his lower back*
Is there anything else you'd like
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Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) Posted Sep 26, 2004
*Starts to massage his glutious maximus*
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- 1: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Sep 8, 2004)
- 2: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Sep 8, 2004)
- 3: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Sep 8, 2004)
- 4: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Sep 8, 2004)
- 5: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Sep 8, 2004)
- 6: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Sep 9, 2004)
- 7: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Sep 9, 2004)
- 8: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Sep 9, 2004)
- 9: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Sep 9, 2004)
- 10: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Sep 9, 2004)
- 11: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Sep 9, 2004)
- 12: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Sep 9, 2004)
- 13: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Sep 9, 2004)
- 14: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Sep 9, 2004)
- 15: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Sep 9, 2004)
- 16: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Sep 23, 2004)
- 17: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Sep 26, 2004)
- 18: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Sep 26, 2004)
- 19: Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail (Sep 26, 2004)
- 20: Reefgirl (Brunel Baby) (Sep 26, 2004)
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