A Conversation for Cals Alien Health Farm

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Post 1

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*waits*

*hopes someone takes this job soon*

*waits*


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Post 2

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*prepares himself for the sudden rush of customers*


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Post 3

Lady Scott

I'm here to apply for the job as dietician.smiley - ok


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Post 4

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

Oh wounderful, and what experiance do you have


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Post 5

Lady Scott

Um...

smiley - erm


Well....


*shuffles feet*



smiley - blush


I've eaten food all my life! Yeah, *that's* it - I know what food is, and that the most balanced diet you can eat should be chosen from the 4 major food groups:

Sugar
Salt
Fat
....




And smiley - choc!


smiley - biggrin



smiley - ermDo I get the job? smiley - bigeyes


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Post 6

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

yep I think your credentials are all in order the jobs yours, You will need to set up your room with everything you need smiley - biggrin I shall add you to the list and welcome to the team.


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Post 7

Dax Fortuneswell aka evil auntie Edith

DING DING!!*


HELLLLOOOOOOO


ANYBODY HERE????


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Post 8

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

Oh

It's you


What do you want??


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Post 9

Serephina

Any chance of booking some pampering?


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Post 10

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

smiley - bigeyes



oooohhhh Well reef's does a mean massarge smiley - evilgrin


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Post 11

Serephina


what else? smiley - bigeyes

No hunky lads to pmper me out of my blues an help me see i'm worth it? smiley - biggrin

(my personalitys resurfacing, but i'm having to fight those horrible thoughts of inadequacy now!)


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Post 12

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

In that case maybe here http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/alabaster/F1870600?thread=472110&latest=1


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Post 13

Serephina

perhaps..but where are the hunks? smiley - laugh


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Post 14

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

Hey!!!! What about me *tries to look his hunkiest*


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Post 15

Serephina

Well are you offering? smiley - bigeyes

I can take a lot of pampering at the best of times smiley - winkeye


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Post 16

Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail

*does his Mr universe pose*


I think I can handle it


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Post 17

Serephina

smiley - ok


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