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Lady Scott Started conversation Aug 26, 2004
I believe in a balanced diet for everyone.
None of these fad diets here, no sir-ee!
Yes, the four food groups are most important to me, as they should be to you too.
Just remember to eat as much as you can from each of the four food groups every day, Ok?
Oh, you want to know what the 4 food groups are?
Simple:
Sugar
Salt
Fat
and
Bon Apetit!
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 26, 2004
are you going to have a weigh in?
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Lady Scott Posted Aug 26, 2004
Never!!!
How can you even suggest something so horrible?!
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 26, 2004
Oh I .....
Just thought......
I.....
Never mind
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Lady Scott Posted Aug 26, 2004
Wha...?
You mean you wanted to *lose* weight?
Not on *this* diet, no way!
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 26, 2004
O K then
I'll just shut up about things I know nothing about then shall I?
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Lady Scott Posted Aug 26, 2004
Hey, if *you* can lose weight by eating nothing but vast quantities of Sugar, Salt, Fat and , then more power to you.
I tried it, it didn't work. 
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 26, 2004
In the interests of science I shall give it a go
*changes the light bulb while he's there to make himself useful*
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 26, 2004
*sandwiches them all together and stuffs them in his mouth all at once*
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Lady Scott Posted Aug 26, 2004
*prepares to perform the Heimlich maneuver, if needed*
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Cal - interim high priest of the Church of the Holy Tail Posted Aug 26, 2004
*chew*
this
*chew*
is
*chew*
Very *swallow* tastety
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