h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

<right - I think all this 's gone to my head! Let's sort this out.... How's about we continue from:

There once was a Kiwi of note
Who was involved with a goat

The goat wasn't fussy

if her coat got all mussy

As long as she's in a boat.



A Perturbed Being from Ealing

Had a most extraordinary feeling

he went weak at the knees

At the sight of some bees,

And ended up on the ceiling.


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A cat with a fetish for cheese

Had cheddar topped with its fleas

Is the millions of rules you're obeying

I'll jump in later, when the danger
of simulposting and thread mixups
has receded

On a slice of old toast,

which any good host

mice it would roast

Would add a thick topping of peas.

G'night all

The rain's hit my window all day,

I just wish it would go away

The sun should come out

so flowers will sprout

And perhaps I could harvest the hay.



There once was a man from Melbourne

Who one day decided to mourn