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Post 2981

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

with articles written in jest


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Post 2982

Tabitca

They read them aloud


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Post 2983

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

and display them, so proud,


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Post 2984

Julie Andrews

And vote to see which is the best!

smiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laughsmiley - laugh

Carol hid her son, Ben, in a cupboard...


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Post 2985

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

He sat on the top of a hubbard


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Post 2986

Julie Andrews

Mr. Brittas was cross smiley - cross


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Post 2987

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

His lunch he did toss


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Post 2988

Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912)

on the floor, as Ben bawled & blubbered
...
There was a young girl from Belfast


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Post 2989

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

who had her left arm in a cast

(smiley - stiffdrink!smiley - ok)


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Post 2990

Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912)

but as she soon found


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Post 2991

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

the limb she so bound

(Hic! - Thanx! - smiley - drunk)


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Post 2992

Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912)

wasn't broken, she looked quite aghast
...
There was a young man from Southend


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Post 2993

Rama - now floating around the world on Her Majesty's Finest

smiley - footprints


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Post 2994

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

Whose digit developed a bend


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Post 2995

Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912)

so he went to the quack,


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Post 2996

deackie

Who massaged his back


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Post 2997

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

We hope this last line won't offend smiley - smiley

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Dan lived in a house made of chutney


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Post 2998

Julie Andrews

He had a small dog he named "Muttly"


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Post 2999

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

The dog loved to lick


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Post 3000

Julie Andrews

A frozen fish stick


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