h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

It is time for tea,

Morning, time for a and

So I haven't really got time to play

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It's hard being old when you still feel twenty

But good when you KNOW you know plenty

For knowledge is power,

when you look down from your tower

<aside. I know crappy but it fits

And glad that you are a cognoscente

look it up
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With big words I like to impress

It beats wearing a dress

But my tongue it gets tied
And my brain is so fried

So my mind is in a real mess

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Tuesday is a day for yawning

Almost as bad as Monday morning,

afternoons make me sleep

Whilst work makes me weep,

Well done Ugi, all round

and I think I see Wednesday dawning.

(, Ugi!)

Ever since Jack Lemmon died

Good on ya Ugli - congrats

My drag gear I have put aside

my heels lie neglected

- oops sorry Ugi " Good on ya Ugli - congrats " - there's one typo for your orphanage

My gender's detected

and all of my tights are in Yemen

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There once was a Kiwi of note

Who was involved with a goat

God I'm confused - I was rhymming with the wrong word.

<carry on & ignore me!>

I just sit posting things to the Guide.

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The trouble with working and playing