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New game anyone?

Post 2961

Julie Andrews

The loss of his puppy,
His cat, and his guppy,


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Post 2962

teamster

Whose poo had the tack of fresh glue


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Post 2963

Julie Andrews

Plese disregard the above, he/she is obvously lost.

There once was a man from Melbourne
Who one day decided to mourn
The loss of his puppy,
His cat, and his guppy...


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Post 2964

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

With a shrine in a tall field of corn.

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A witch with a bad case of flu


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Post 2965

Julie Andrews

Changed beavers to gold with "ACHOOO!"
And whenever she'd vomit...


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Post 2966

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

From the sky fell a comet


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Post 2967

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

which, on impact, became a gnu.

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An old thread has just reappeared


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Post 2968

Rama - now floating around the world on Her Majesty's Finest

Is it as good as we have all feared,

Morning all, I will be out of the loop for a while as I'm heading into the Big Bandwagon house. Wish me luck and I'll see you in 3 weeks. Rama


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Post 2969

Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912)

Or has moderation


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Post 2970

Tabitca

Removed all sensation

Morning all..smiley - coffee ? just made it . Hey Rama don't understand either but good luck ..you will be missed


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Post 2971

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

The way you remove an old beard

The Big Bandwagon is h2g2's answer to Big Brother - check out the Post http://www.bbc.co.uk/h2g2/guide/A591950 - good luck rama - you'll need it smiley - laugh

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One day in the Bandwagon house


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Post 2972

Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912)

a contestant looked for a spouse


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Post 2973

Tabitca

But instead they found


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Post 2974

Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ...

Themselves homeward bound


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Post 2975

paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant

Where a witch turned the spouse to a mouse

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I'm relaxed in a tub full of honey


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Post 2976

Ugi - Keeper of typos & spelling errers - MAT (see A575912)

which is sticky and feels rather funny


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Post 2977

Tabitca

It's golden and bubbly


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Post 2978

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

As it runs down my back


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Post 2979

Argon0 (50 and feeling it - back for a bit)

smiley - grr
Comes from a bumblebee


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Post 2980

Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista)

and cost me a whole load of money.

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The researchers are getting obsessed


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