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New game anyone?
Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Jan 31, 2002
It's really quite apt
(If your sanity's snapped)
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twiggyleaf Posted Jan 31, 2002
and it makes you feel more than stupid
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A barbershop hairdresser knows
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Jan 31, 2002
the clippings can cover your clothes
New game anyone?
deackie Posted Jan 31, 2002
For the clippings can fall up your nose.
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A telesales rep from Skegness
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Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Feb 1, 2002
heavy breathing resulted
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Feb 1, 2002
Doctors were consulted
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twiggyleaf Posted Feb 1, 2002
And she was examined (though under duress)
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He came and he saw and he went
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Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... Posted Feb 1, 2002
And he let out a plaintive lament
I almost wrote "plaintiff"
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A quirky little wombat from Perth
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Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish Posted Feb 1, 2002
studies various types of earth
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Feb 2, 2002
All day he would toil
In the depths of the soil
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Feb 2, 2002
And, much to his surprise, gave birth!
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I hate it when bugs fly in my ear!
New game anyone?
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Feb 2, 2002
their buzzing, it just sounds so queer
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Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant Posted Feb 2, 2002
Let's do both:
A mysterious man from Berlin,
Collected small pieces of tin
I hate it when bugs fly in my ear,
It is something that I truly fear
New game anyone?
Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) Posted Feb 2, 2002
wore a bright orange scarf on his chin
(Interleaved limericks... sorry...)
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- 5381: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Jan 31, 2002)
- 5382: twiggyleaf (Jan 31, 2002)
- 5383: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Jan 31, 2002)
- 5384: Wandawoman (Jan 31, 2002)
- 5385: Julie Andrews (Jan 31, 2002)
- 5386: deackie (Jan 31, 2002)
- 5387: Lurcher (Feb 1, 2002)
- 5388: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Feb 1, 2002)
- 5389: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Feb 1, 2002)
- 5390: twiggyleaf (Feb 1, 2002)
- 5391: deackie (Feb 1, 2002)
- 5392: Lurcher (Feb 1, 2002)
- 5393: Feisor - -0- Generix I made it back - sortof ... (Feb 1, 2002)
- 5394: Encapsulated Life Pod Number 3- Muse of Gibberish (Feb 1, 2002)
- 5395: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Feb 2, 2002)
- 5396: Evil Zombie Strider (Feb 2, 2002)
- 5397: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Feb 2, 2002)
- 5398: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Feb 2, 2002)
- 5399: Mr. Christopher, enjoying the Magicians Guild game where he is called Polonius Franc, Elder Healer and local merchant (Feb 2, 2002)
- 5400: Peet (the Pedantic Punctuation Policeman, Muse of Lateral Programming Ideas, Eggcups-Spurtle-and-Spoonswinner, BBC Cheese Namer & Zaphodista) (Feb 2, 2002)
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