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Where do I begin, I live in Memphis TN. The Home of Elvis. A fact that Memphians are proud of. My Dad told me that he and Elvis was to about to nuck it up when he was in school, because Elvis was messin with my Aunt and she was'nt havin any of that. I saw Elvis once riding his three wheeler motorcycle. He was ticketed that day for riding without a helmut. Memphis Drivers are among the worse in the country.The Insurance Companies charge higher premiums for Memphis Drivers. They are also mean spirited when they drive.I personally can attest to those facts. We've just built the Fed Ex Forum to replace the Pyramid that replaced the Coliseum. I think they (the Gov. all branches) have money to waste. In fact I know they do. But it helps employ people that otherwise would be unemployed. So maybe it's not so much of a waste after all. Still we could use better roads. I lived in the next county and when you cross into that particular county the was an extreme difference of how smooth the other county's road was. as apposed to Shelby County's (of which Memphis is located). Perhaps this is a factor in the lack ability of the Memphis Drivers. At last count (by my count that is) there was more songs wrote about Memphis than any other city in the world. That fact may have changed.If so excuse my error. Wonder if any of those songs mention any thing about the bad drivers?
I'm a Legionnaire in Les Chiens Rouges and proud of it
I'm A 46 year old man. Old ain't I. I don't think it, or try to act it. Unless I'm in court or some worthless venture as such. You want to find out about me. Hmmmm Good Luck. I don't tell people much about me unless I happen to like them then I might do it. So there you have it. An enigma of sorts, even to those I like. So don't ask to much cause I will start to become evasive and tell you Squat.The lightbulb joke in its many formsA wolfA Newton's CradleA crescent moonBeer glass entering orbit from AustraliaSubmarine on Australian flagJohn F Kennedy and an American flag.
Oh yeah the 42 thing This was done for me by a caring beautiful hearted soul. Her h2g2 name is Maria. One of the finest Lasses I'll never meet. Truely not deservant of what some mindless JERK did to Her.7+(9x5)+0+4-0=42

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