h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Did you leave me a message on a different writing site? I have gone to reply to your message but it has now vanished.

Or am I going round the bend?

I doubt you are going around the bend dear I've been there you are'nt even close in my opinon. Yes I left you a note on Writers Dock. You Tall Good looking (I think) New Zealander. Of Course you know I'm just giving you the razzmatazz. But I do like your nice way that you possess. If I were in England there is no telling what I would if I met you though. So I'm just playing online. Yeah I was just sating Hi in that message. You are on the new GW as well are'nt you?

Yes - I've joined quite a few and will have to decide which are the best, once this site closes.

Well that message you left has vanished. I'm glad its not me - must be teething problems on the site.

But thankyou and 'hi'. Kid do I take it that you are partial to ?

That sheep is the spitting image of me.

So you are more of a lamb. Me lttle Lambchop Gosh I should behave don't you think?

Yes - sheep and lambs have teeth. They also head-butt.

Yep I'm hard headed and I like butt too. Oh I meant to head butt. hahahhahahha You know Girl Iwouldlove to meet you anyway just to see you and deside for meself your beauty I do so admire your charm as well as your spunk. You would'nt know it but I love and admire fiesty Females. I have no waant for the meek and mild but the wildd thats a hourse of a diffrent brand. Later Lass.

So Tracy are you a psychologist? Inquiring me would like to know.

No Kid - I've got a degree in Psychology and a degree in English Lit but I never wanted to be a psychologist and would have had to train further.
I'm what they call an 'assessor' in mental health and learning disabilities. I assess their problems and set programmes and goals to improve their health or to make life that little bit easier. I've been in the profession for the last 12 years. I suppose its part of the reason why I'm against the legalisation of cannabis.
The human mind is a very delicate balance and I have seen too many terrible things. Has made me bias I suppose.

T'is True Lass The mind is a delicate thing. I've no formal training of it. I've an understanding into it more than somewhat limited understanding as compared to someone with your qualifications I suppose. I've made it a past time to study the human psychi. It's kind of a hobbie of sorts. I hope I don't come off at a hound to you Lass. I do appreciate your Intelligence in such matters as it relates to psychology. I can understand your reluctance in your stance on whether or not to legalize Weed Ms Weed hahahahah I like that. hahahahaha.
Well Lass me Friend You know I still believe to be cute even so t'is matters not as you have a beautiful personality about you. I enjoy typing to you and your responce Jessica Wabbit. I really liked the Russian widow thing too Lass. Toodlies ne NZ Friend Yeah I know you live in Limeyville.

Why thankyou Kid.

One of life's charmers I see.

Well One tries. Actually I have a respect for you in that you have such a nice way until and you know when that is. Even then you keep your response subdued. I my friend have'nt that ability. As you've seen. I'm more of a react in kind sort of Guy. I've also become addicted to typiong as you can see. I've gotten quite good at it. I think so anyway. Nice to haer from Missy a Chara *my friend in Irish* Toodlies

PS you know I get Hiogh right. Ok see if you can tell in the future if I am. Use the if you think so as I have the obvious in hand ok

Well Kid I had a bad experience with someone on site - I don't mind a joke and a laugh - but experience has made me a little wary.

Be very difficult for me to tell if you were 'high'. You can usually tell by a persons voice, actions and expressions. As I can't see any of those, it would be very difficult!

Sorry to here of your bad experience Lass. when Iwas first on h2g2 in 02 I had this girl she started give me the sweet talk. So I desided to do a check it out thing on her. You see what the girl was about. Well I started smelling a foul play in the works, this was semi confirmed by a friend of hers, so I beat her to the punch so to speak. Well it was a sad scene to say the least. So I can see where you are coming from. Ok I had a feeling of such in you as you desidedly played keep away. I undersatand that and will respect it as well. I do have an interest in being your friend and to share a lugh and smile with you Girl. btw the Girl of which I spoke she still has a case of the Ar$e at me as a result of the thing. Toolies me friend Do keep in touch Ok.

You could yak with me if you like. I've always found Psychology a fasinating subject and you've much knowledge of it. I have observations that may or may not be useful in it's scope. I just like to learn stuff that's all. Me Chara. So I won't bite or hit on you Lass. OooKay.

Girl I hope you read these things as I want to relate to you the reasoning behind what would seem to be me in a caddish light Ok.


My intent is Benelovent in cause. Though you would never conceice it to be. I shall explain. I can sense the pain in some of you Girls writing. I don't know how but it's as if I can feel in the words typed by a lot of you. I too have my pain. T'is a deep one as well. I've always been one not to inflict pain on anyone that does'nt deserve it. Yet on those I see that don't desrve the pain they've received. I want to help them all that I can. As it helps me to endure my pain. So I try to add all the happiness I can in the lives of those that has experienced so much sadness.

Thanks Kid - but we all have sadness in our lives at times. I have good bounceback ability.
And at this time in my life I am as happy as a sheep in clover.

I don't see you as a 'cad' at all - bit mischevious maybe and a tad of a womaniser.
Lol stop fretting Kid - you're fine by me.

Can't talk Psychology today - I've got college in a few hours and its my third computer exam.
I got 100 % in my other two - which is quite remarkable considering how inept I am with computers. I'm pretty sure the tutor has got the papers and names muddled up. But I shan't mention it.

Have to do some revision soon - see ya!

Tis Ture Lass . I am all of that. It's in me genes. hahahahahahahah

BTW Gene is me middle name No lies on that. with your Test Tracy.

So how did your test turn out Girl. Also I've left you a messagr on Writers Dock. In case it gets losted in cyberspace here it is. I've wrote a story as of late in the last evening or so. I've got a lot of sleep and nada to do. I was wanting you to crtique'for me if you would. You have good style in your stuff. So I thought maybe you could give me some pointers. I kinda learned to write descriptively from you and others on GW. So it's your fault. E'ya Missy.