h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

i heard a rumour that osama bin laden runs a wal mart in the white mountains

Is that the one behind J. C. Penney's in North Conway?
Not that I've ever shopped there .

Funny, my nose wasn't this long a minute ago.

nah, the white mountains (also known as the tora bora mountains) are on the border of pakistan and afghanistan, i believe

*watches his nose closely in the mirror*

Let me get this straight. Osama Bin Laden left the paradise that is Afghanistan to assume the headaches of running Wal-Marts in New Hampshire and Pakistan?

Wow that's quite a commute, how does he manage with
the jet lag?

guess he has a lot of G&T's on the plane

and the travel expenses are tax deductible, arent they? he must make a bundle just by commuting

If they catch him, let's hope his sentence can be commuted, too.

a lot of his sentences have been commuted to us over the years

Are you talking about the Osama Bin Laden Epistles? If you've read them, I'm very impressed. Also slightly worried.

thus spoke osama: thou shallt tune in to al jazeera

Just one little problem with that: I don't understand Arabic.

al jazeera broadcast in English too!

http://english.aljazeera.net/

I don't understand English either.

i understand broken english

hands Pierce a DIY set...

you mean a ?

why thank you

*spices the with some *

If you ingest enoughyou'll soon be speaking fluent
waffle.

as in belgium

Maybe the waffles are from Waffleghanistan.

nah, that would mean they were completely without