h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Will Ferrell tried doing exactly that in "Stranger Than Fiction."

seems to confirm that my reality is stranger than fiction

so you are not real?

sometime's i'm told i'm not *for* real

do not why your behind is real...

do not know why your behind is real...

sorry typed faster than brain could think...usely other way around

oh my behind is real enough. six hours sitting in this office chair makes it feel very real anyway

you earn some dosh for some

good thinking

think i'll head home for some and

sounds beerly fishy...

If fish drink beer, what will stop them from taking over the world?

desserts?

Yup, there's nothing like a good jam roly-poly pudding for halting a world domination attempt.

I think Pierce meant the kind of des(s)erts that have sand and cactus and no water for power-hungry to live in.

yeah, i prolly should have written des(s)erts like you, paul, but i thought something funny might come out of it, if i didn't

and i was right

Desserts can be funny as well,
there's the Sahahara Dessert for starters.

desserts for starters

good idea, actually once our house burnt down to the ground after the starters and the main course, but before we could have dessert

A man I worked with used to eat his cakes during the 10 o'clock break. Someone asked why he didn't eat them at lunch time and his answer was I might fall sick before then.

I always think that deserts are the best part of a meal and can't understand why we can't have deserts followed by deserts.

yeah, but i usually get annoyed from all the sand between my teeth

I'm getting totally confused here and trying to build
a sand castle out of flour and suet.