h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Pierce, I am shocked that you would suggest anything so sensible and workable. I never realised that pirates occasionally had sensible days.

Or they could copy Pink's lead and use a skateboard.

There's a skateboard made of pink lead? Wouldn't it be too heavy to carry?

pink lead? i thought that was the name of a female heavy metal band?

It probably is, Pierce. I ignore heavy metal bands, so I wouldn't really know...

i try to avoid it as much as i try to avoid flying lead

I've heard of Alice bands for women's hair but a
heavy metal band must put a big strain on the neck
muscles.

yup. watch your fangs

Ok, fangs for the tip,
I'll take wire cutters with me next time.

This place is getting emptier by the minute with people
running awaylike that.
::eatsleaves& shoots(intraveneously)

Don't worry about people who .
They can , but they can't .





They'll come back here once they realize how high the fence is around this place .

Not to mention the transparent dome that was lowered in the night.
I just hope thet there's an air hole at the top.

Have we somehow sequed into the plot of "The Simpson Movie"?
Homer Simpson is an airhead, not an airhole.

oh you said AIR-hole.
I really must get a new pair of glasses

Yes, Mistadrong, there is usually an a**hole at the top of anything.

No wonder the country has gone to the dogs.

Let's not insult the dogs. The are busy nursing stray kittens.

I'm not sure that dogs would make good kitten nurses- do they wear pinnies and tut at them all the time?

Hi Shea!

Glad to hear about your house- hope you're not having too much trouble organising all your stuff and redecorating!

*considers redecorating his living room - with a bulldozer... *