h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

takes one to know one

Let's not tempt the grapes of wrath, Pierce.

i see what you mean, paul

bot that was not what i meant, paul

elly does not resemble a raisin - she resembles a cutie

(and i know what i'm talking about too - i've seen pictures )

Elly's wedding pictures are adorable.
One of the best-looking wedding couples I've seen.

All this flattery, and on my birthday, too!

congrats

::Opens while munching on ::
I always wanted one of those!

glad to hear i was right in assuming you wanted a new

You are often right and seldom left, Pierce.

i beg to differ, i am usually left

Let me see if I can rework that previous statement. If I can't, I may have to render it in another format such as finger paints or dance.

let's just say i am usually left, which is quite right by my standards

If you have to be left, it's better t0 be left with friends than left alone.

that's what i told all the s what i left pregnant

It appears, as of last night, that I'm ambidexterous, and I always thought I was right handed. What does it say about me?

that you are versatile?

That does not surprise me.

i have heard of people who are able to handwrite with both hands simultaneously. normal with their right hand and laterally reversed with their left

Can they chew gum and walk down the street simultaneously?

probably only the females