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Yael Smith Posted Apr 6, 2009
It's one of those Save Africa songs they release every Chrimbo and the chorus says something like
Do you think they know it's Christmas today? Poor souls, they don't even have snow... 
What if they're not Christian? Eh? What if they don't really give a damn 'coz they're too hungry/sick/tired for it? 
There.
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Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too) Posted Apr 6, 2009
I think he was the ghost of Christmas pest. 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 6, 2009
Yes. Yes I was. You actually remembered something 
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Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too) Posted Apr 6, 2009
What did I remember?
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 7, 2009
er, 
your brain is made of polyester, remember?
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Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too) Posted Apr 7, 2009
I don't have to actually remember that, because people remind me often enough.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 8, 2009
here have some lettuce
it's quite fresh
made of the finest pvc
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 8, 2009
Now that you've had your lettuce, be off down the bunny trail.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 8, 2009
yeah, lettuce leave the subject 
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Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too) Posted Apr 9, 2009
I'm sure Shea will love your puns, Captain! 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 10, 2009
probably not as much as you love lettuce, FPR 
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted Apr 10, 2009
Tell me Mr Rabbit, why do you eat so much lettuce?
'Cos I can. 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Apr 11, 2009
nah, you just don't know fluffy pink rabbit like we do, it would seem
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Nancy the dragon Posted May 1, 2009
Fluffy Pink Rabbit needs to be continually eating because of his metabolism. I bring him lettuce when he runs out of it. He helps me by giving me the latest news. The Magna Carta, for instance. The sinking of the Titanic. I am so glad I did not sail on that ship! 
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Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too) Posted May 1, 2009
Nancy the Dragon is very very good to me. If she wasn't there to stop me, I would have bought Chrysler and Iceland. I don't think Iceland would fit inside a Chrysler. 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 1, 2009
That may well be true, but a Chrysler would easily fit inside an Iceland.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 1, 2009
if chrysler had the same amount of energy as iceland i would buy shares immediately
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 1, 2009
Chrysler just filed for chapter 11 bankruptcy. Fiat was said to be interested in merging with them. I haven't seen a Fiat on the streets of the U.S. for a long time. Not even a Yugo, which is based on an old Fiat model. The film "Nick and Nora's Infinite Playlist" doesn't count.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 1, 2009
fiat makes okay cars. some of them are named ferraris
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- 23441: Yael Smith (Apr 6, 2009)
- 23442: Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too) (Apr 6, 2009)
- 23443: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Apr 6, 2009)
- 23444: Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too) (Apr 6, 2009)
- 23445: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Apr 7, 2009)
- 23446: Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too) (Apr 7, 2009)
- 23447: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Apr 8, 2009)
- 23448: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Apr 8, 2009)
- 23449: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Apr 8, 2009)
- 23450: Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too) (Apr 9, 2009)
- 23451: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Apr 10, 2009)
- 23452: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (Apr 10, 2009)
- 23453: Yael Smith (Apr 11, 2009)
- 23454: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Apr 11, 2009)
- 23455: Nancy the dragon (May 1, 2009)
- 23456: Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too) (May 1, 2009)
- 23457: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (May 1, 2009)
- 23458: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (May 1, 2009)
- 23459: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (May 1, 2009)
- 23460: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (May 1, 2009)
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