h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

I didn't know that puns even had germs. At least it doesn't say that on the seed package.

*reads label: german puns *

SOMEONE mentioned germination, and it wasn't me.

Someone made a pun, and it wasn't me.

Well, 'pun my soul, twas not I either.

excuse me, are you asking us to trust a ?

and on top of that: a who claims it has a soul?

hmmmm, i don't know...

If the swears on a sack of garlic that he's telling the truth, will you believe him?

i might

but i might also be sceptical about the gaerlic

::takes the garlic and whips up some garlic bread::

::also sprays some disinfectant so nobody gets from all of the German puns::

:: scented air freshener fills the air::

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, garlic bread!

care for a glass of to go with it?

Ooo!

::whips up some shrimp in garlic sauce::

now you're talking!

::makes a greek peasant salad with and a dressing of oil and vinegar::

maybe we should bbq a lamb for main course? and make some tiramisu and espresso for dessert?

Funny how these threads all seem to gravitate towards food.
Let's have some peppers and onion rings on the Greek salad.

My (ex)girlfriend and I found a tiny village in Crete with
a small taverna that had one table outside.
We ordered a Greek salad and had to eat it under the open-mouthed
stares of all the children.
Now I know how anwould feel if it came here.

We're roasting a whole chicken tonight (sans feathers) with garlic mashed potatoes and steamed fresh broccoli. My stomach's growling just thinking about it!

You like garlic, then?

i love it

I love curries and I think it's always a good sign when a recipe
calls for two tablespoons grated ginger and two tablespoons crushed garlic.
And lots of chilies.

I've found that food usually has a great gravitational field.

Broccoli with garlic is very tasty.