h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Don't worry, I'll mix up a daqiri-daqui-daiquiri for you!
Or would prefer something thats easier to spell?
anperhaps?

*unable to speak points at !!!!!*

I'm thirsty, too. Water will do fine.

*empties keg of *

that's better

*starts vacuuming, puts fresh in vases, fills jacuzzi with <bubbly*

you never know when the lady of the manor will reappear

I'll get rid of the cobwebs and chase theout!

I'll put the puns in the attic where Shea won't be disturbed by them.

(Oh, who am I kidding? I'll just sweep the biggest ones under the rug. )

will that not make the floor very uneven?

It probably will. I am hoping that Shea will have been away so long that she doesn't remember a smoother rug.

smoother rug? i'm afraid with your puns we're talking about the rockies here

no offense! i hope you realize i cherish your puns

I may have to add several hundred annexes and put rugs in all of them, so the puns can be evenly distributed in them. I really want to help the puns evade Shea's radar.

i'm afraid that's not possible. shea has quite a keen radar for puns

You can say that again.

However, my puns tend to be so obvious that she needs no sensitive radar.

so if you sweep them under a rug, will you need a punner to flatten them so shea won't notice them?

i wonder if the punic pundits made puns when they weren't busy advising hannibal how to fight the romans

I think I still have some of them. They haven't aged well, but if I slap on a few coats of fresh paint and apply some makeup, I can get a few more miles out of them.

what is the paint/mile-ratio of an aged pun?

I try and bring a fresh punnet if I can.

I don't know what the ratio is, Pierce. I haven't had to do this before, so I will only know in retrospect. ....

i'll leave it to shea to be the judge of that

If she doesn't come soon, will we still recognize her? Or she us?

Okay, what's with the puns?

And who are you?