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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 20, 2009
All I have to offer are crackers and peanuts. 
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Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing Posted May 20, 2009
*looks in*
Did someone mention lemon cookies?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 21, 2009
However there is no sign that the lemon cookies are anything but theoretical.
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Nancy the dragon Posted May 21, 2009
I baked those cookies from an ancient recipe that I got from Grendel's mother. The only ingredient that I left out was the Asgard Curse. You're lucky not to be a toad by now.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 22, 2009
do toads eat lemon cookies?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 22, 2009
They don't have to. When you eat the cookies, you aren't a toad.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 23, 2009
i don't remember ever having eaten a lemon cookie. does that make me a toad?
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Yael Smith Posted May 27, 2009
I've eaten wafers with lemon cream in them (layers of wafer and lemon cream, in fact) and they were 
vile.
Lemon maringue pie isn't my favourite dessert, but is better than the above.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 27, 2009
i had an excellent yoghurt with lemon this morning
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted May 27, 2009
Lemons are hard to love.....
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted May 28, 2009
yet they are so good for you
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 25, 2009
i think i prefer grapefruits
and grapes of course
as in 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 25, 2009
I'm partial to grapes when they are in the form of raisins. Of course, the dancing raisins are fun to watch. 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 25, 2009
dancing raisins 
i guess i'll need more to see those 
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Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) Posted Jun 25, 2009
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 25, 2009
Thanks, Amy 
.
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 25, 2009
ah, now i get it! 
this is what you english speaking people refer to as 'raisin hell', no
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- 23481: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (May 20, 2009)
- 23482: Mistadrong, (Count vonCount.)the last Gog standing (May 20, 2009)
- 23483: Yael Smith (May 20, 2009)
- 23484: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (May 21, 2009)
- 23485: Nancy the dragon (May 21, 2009)
- 23486: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (May 22, 2009)
- 23487: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (May 22, 2009)
- 23488: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (May 23, 2009)
- 23489: Yael Smith (May 27, 2009)
- 23490: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (May 27, 2009)
- 23491: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (May 27, 2009)
- 23492: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (May 28, 2009)
- 23493: Nancy the dragon (Jun 25, 2009)
- 23494: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jun 25, 2009)
- 23495: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 25, 2009)
- 23496: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jun 25, 2009)
- 23497: Amy Pawloski, aka 'paper lady'--'Mufflewhump'?!? click here to find out... (ACE) (Jun 25, 2009)
- 23498: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 25, 2009)
- 23499: Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ (Jun 25, 2009)
- 23500: Yael Smith (Jul 30, 2009)
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