h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

And my left-hand writing isn't actually all that bad. I practiced it for years, but even at the beginning it was better than most right-handed . I've always been more or less ambidextrous.

Although I type more than write these days.

I don't have a tail, so I can't twitch that. I shave me whiskers off, so they aren't there to twitch.

don't shave.

neither do

Cats don't shave, Pierce?

not to my knowledge

never heard of shaving either

No, but I think a cat could give a mouse a close shave.

Greebo would never do that.

I've seen pictures of cats who were friendly to mice.

yes, but we are still waiting for pictures of shaving

Well, if you're waiting for *me( to find those pictures, you'll need to stock up on antipaging serum, if any can be found.

Sorry, that should have been anti-aging serum. The - is next to the p on my keyboard, and I hit the p by mistake.

i believe antipaging serum has its uses too

I sure hope you're right, Pierce. Because of my typo, I suddenly have a lot of it here.

I'd rather have had the anti-aging serum a few years ago.

Me, too, but some of the senior moments I've had since then have been strangely like fun.

same here, i only wish i could remember them

I can easily remember the stupid mistakes I've made while driving. I keep resolving to do better....

It's alive!

Oh, and this is the closest I could find to a mouse shaving a cat:

http://www.photoshoppix.com/modules/coppermine/albums/userpics/10002/cat___mouse_.jpg

nice!