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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jun 22, 2011
*the scum 
rears its head*
Duck, PF! 
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jun 22, 2011
That's a mighty strange looking... oh, it's not a duck 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 22, 2011
Doesn't look bird'ish to me at all 
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jun 22, 2011
Looks like dinner to me 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jun 22, 2011
Mmm ... tastes like chicken!
Hey Gosho! 
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jun 22, 2011
How are you Shea? And how's the old man?
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jun 22, 2011
I'm good! W*rking again after being "between jobs" for about 2 years. I'm glad to have a job again, and of course, 
is always nice, but I miss the free time! 
The old man is okay too. Working the overnight shift these past couple of weeks. It'll be nice to get him back.
Did I read about your place of employ in the paper yesterday? Kicked a woman out for using her cell phone during a movie, then used her rant as a public service announcement? 
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jun 23, 2011
Yeah, that's right 
Although the fact that no-one has come forward, done the talk shows and sued us is leaving a lot of people wondering if it was for real 
Glad to hear things are good chez Shea. Say hello to TJ and give him a from me.
BV moved back to Austin from San Antonio a month or two ago and I got to see Dewey and Flossie again for the first time in about four years 
Her new hubby is working as a bartender at the Drafthouse so I'm his boss 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jun 23, 2011
Very funny. Seeing you reminded me of it, and I just checked it out on YouTube.
Give you a from me too!
How are Dewey and Flossie?! Wow, that's a long time for not seeing your 
!
Nice that you're the ex's hubby's boss! At least you can boss *one* of them around, eh? 
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jun 23, 2011
Yeah
I swear to Bob Dewey's made of cast iron. He's 11 years old but still going out and climbing trees and getting into fights and bringing snakes and geckos home. He came home at 1am one night last week with lumps of fur missing and a scratch on one eye. They had to take him to the vet and didn't get back until 3am.
He wanted to go straight back out again 
Flossie still has trouble with ear mites and has to wear the cone of shame once in a while 
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jun 23, 2011
Aww, Dewey! He'll go down fighting, that's for sure!
Poor Flossie.
Give them both a and 
for me!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 23, 2011
Please don't throw away the scum on the jacuzzi. It needs to be archived, as it's part of the H2G2 legacy that will be transferred solemnly to the new servers......
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Shea the Sarcastic Posted Jun 23, 2011
*tosses the bucket of scum to Paul*
Okay, here ya go!
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jun 23, 2011
Careful, that stuff's got a mind of its own 
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Pierre de la Mer ~ sometimes slightly worried but never panicking ~ Posted Jun 23, 2011
Of course. This is hootoo. We host no mindless scum
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 23, 2011
I have a special lab set up to analyze it. It might have 42 chromosomes, or share ancestry with Vogons.
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There is only one thing worse than being Gosho, and that is not being Gosho Posted Jun 23, 2011
I'm leaning towards the latter. But I'm only leaning because I've had a couple of beers 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 23, 2011
We're also looking for shared ancestry with Voldemort....
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