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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jun 13, 2009
That explains the hilarity. And the lung damage claims that the insurance office has been getting.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 13, 2009
The insurance office is probably not experiencing any of the hilarity, though.......
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Jun 19, 2009
so what...everyone must think i'm mad:
i'm sitting in a room full of people tryin ot to laugh
you do't want to hear the sorts.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 19, 2009
Can you can your laughter and sell it to TV shows for soundtracks?
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Jun 20, 2009
The laughing stops now
I demand respect!
I did not cross three universes, four dimensions,Nine time Periods, a fast food restaurant and a pin galaxy to be rideculed,
heck even EC gets treated better than I do!
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 21, 2009
Is that what the laughter was about? I didn't know, or I forgot once we started a new column.
Anyway, if we sold the laughter, it would be gone, *and* we would have some extra money to enjoy. Those who still want to cry about being ridiculed can continue to do so as they go to the bank. 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Jun 21, 2009
I do not care for the "even EC gets treated better than I do" tone in your voice. Or words.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 21, 2009
Margaret Dumont: I didn't come here to be insulted.
Groucho Marx: Where do you usually go?
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Jun 21, 2009
No offence ment EC
But with you being a Super-uber-mega- Genius and being treated with respect awe and fear
I an being comparitivly treated as a standard genius rather than a super mega genius
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 21, 2009
Well, gosh, that just goes to show that I have no idea how to treat *any* kind of genius. I just have to go along, making faux pas and spilling gravy on all the geraniums, while people are no doubt cringing at the sight. 
Happily, gravy is not actually all that harmful to geraniums.
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Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart Posted Jun 22, 2009
goooooood eeeeeeevening, it is I, Navi, returned from the depths of the interblargs!
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Jun 22, 2009
what's it like in the interblargs?
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Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart Posted Jun 22, 2009
very roomy, but quite disturbing
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 23, 2009
For you or for them? 
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Jun 23, 2009
The 
of doom 
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Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart Posted Jun 23, 2009
oh to them mainly. They are scared of real people. Well, as real as we are. Look, I brought back presents. For EC, a map of the interblargs, with locations of suitable conquest zones marked. For everyone else, I have 
, 
, 
, 
, and
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Fluffy Pink Rabbit. (Remember that polyester has feelings, too) Posted Jun 23, 2009
thank you.
Your generosity is wonderful. 
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Jun 23, 2009
I might want to visit the interblargs someday, in my endless search for flarf.
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Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart Posted Jun 23, 2009
well, EC now has a map of all the zones of the interblargs, as do I of course, so if you want to look at it just ask 
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted Jun 25, 2009
Would that involve selling our soul?
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- 9341: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jun 13, 2009)
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- 9343: Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! (Jun 19, 2009)
- 9344: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 19, 2009)
- 9345: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Jun 20, 2009)
- 9346: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 21, 2009)
- 9347: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Jun 21, 2009)
- 9348: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 21, 2009)
- 9349: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Jun 21, 2009)
- 9350: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 21, 2009)
- 9351: Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart (Jun 22, 2009)
- 9352: Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! (Jun 22, 2009)
- 9353: Navigatorblack of the EAN Blackheart (Jun 22, 2009)
- 9354: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 23, 2009)
- 9355: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Jun 23, 2009)
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- 9358: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Jun 23, 2009)
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