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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Mar 26, 2009
I'm not associated with these people...
Only kidding, what else would i do all day if i wasn't part of the evil army. Wait a minute...I'm a really sad person. 
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Mar 26, 2009
Private Floor reporting for duty
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Kenton Crisp - Founder of the League of the Underground Posted Mar 26, 2009
Hmmm...you know, I can't even remember my ranking here. Or what my specialty is. Damn.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 26, 2009
I wear a red shirt when I expect to bleed a lot.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 26, 2009
Good policy to follow. Makes laundry easier.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Mar 27, 2009
actually blood shows up quite well on a red shirt. Black is a much better colour to hide blood...not that I know anything about that sort of thing...honest 
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Mar 27, 2009
Blood still shows up on black. It migh be a fabric thing though. 
Mwah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha...
...*coughing fit*
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Mar 28, 2009
blood may still show up on some black cloth, but black hides it better than any other colour.
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Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG Posted Mar 30, 2009
Just go nude, then you won't have to worry about getting blood stains out.
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Mar 30, 2009
Yes but then I'd make women swoon and men envious.
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kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? Posted Mar 30, 2009
disgusting!
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Mar 31, 2009
Once again...
...I don't know these people...
...you're all nutts.
Why is it every time i don't post for a few days, i find the conversation has gone disgusting?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 31, 2009
We know that deep down you *like* disgusting, so we are trying to bring you back. 
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 31, 2009
Maybe you're the only moderating influence. Scary thought, innit?
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Mar 31, 2009
We have many scary thoughts these days.
Even the computer hackers in China have gotten into the act, stealing state secrets from my computer. The joke is on them, though, as I have none.
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EvilClaw: The Catmanthing Posted Mar 31, 2009
Maybe the fact that you don't have any state secrets is a state secret.
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Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! Posted Apr 1, 2009
What do you mean you don't have any state secrets?
none at all? 
Oh well.
I'll stop my chinese hackers, darn...
...You can stop now guys...
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T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. Posted Apr 1, 2009
Wait, I thought that the fact that he has no state secrets was it's self a state secret.
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paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant Posted Apr 1, 2009
I saw the film "Duplicity" this weekend, and have mastered the art of a lie within a lie within a lie. The downside is that I have no idea what's true any more.....
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- 9282: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Mar 26, 2009)
- 9283: Kenton Crisp - Founder of the League of the Underground (Mar 26, 2009)
- 9284: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 26, 2009)
- 9285: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Mar 26, 2009)
- 9286: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 26, 2009)
- 9287: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Mar 27, 2009)
- 9288: Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! (Mar 27, 2009)
- 9289: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Mar 28, 2009)
- 9290: Cosmicdudeman-Thingite Minister of Certain Substances, LFG (Mar 30, 2009)
- 9291: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Mar 30, 2009)
- 9292: kipperonthefloor - Make sense? What fun is there in Making sense? (Mar 30, 2009)
- 9293: Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! (Mar 31, 2009)
- 9294: paulh, vaccinated against the Omigod Variant (Mar 31, 2009)
- 9295: EvilClaw: The Catmanthing (Mar 31, 2009)
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- 9298: Persephone - Creator of the best typos around! (Apr 1, 2009)
- 9299: T.B. Falsename ACE: [stercus venio] I have learned from my mistakes, and feel I could repeat them exactly. (Apr 1, 2009)
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