h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Yep, all that is true.

I don't know about the -coating, but maybe there's photographic proof of it somewhere.

Name: Megachedda
U-number: U4934604
Pun Knowledge: 4/10
Areas of Expertise: Lurking
Groups: A17472990 plus some others
Other: I like cheese
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Hello!
And Welcome!

Now run as fast as you can!

Why

Because I'm here.

Argh

Kidding, nice to meet you.
I'm Vaux.

I would welcome him with a pun , but chances are he would run away all that much faster (Assuming that the researcher *is* a he. I often get genders wrong on these forums . Seems like a have a foot permanently wedged in my mouth))

Yeh, could you imagine that people thought I was a guy when I joined.
Amn, was that embarrassing.

Why was that embarrassing? And how should they know?

Indeed.

Titles like "Lord," "Lady," "Sir," or "Queen" usually tell enough about one's gender when no personal names are given, but we don't usually have these to go by.

absolutely, and noone should be offended or upset because people mistake him/her for the wrong gender. (no idea whether that was English, can't think today )

Yes im a he.

Thanks for letting us know .

Your welcome

I am eating peanut butter on toast.

Why?

Because its good.

It's also less messy to spread the peanut butter on toast than scoop it up in your fingers and lick your fingers