h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

If I don't want to know, then why did I ask?

Makes like a nut?

I can't remember, I don't speak dwarf

Surely there's a Berlitz course for people who wish to learn dwarf. Not interested?

I'd perfer elven, or klingon, or Syslvester Stalone.

Can anyone honestly understand that man?

who's he??????

He was in Rocky.

Word!

"A unit of language, consisting of one or more spoken sounds or their written representation, that functions as a principal carrier of meaning. Words are composed of one or more morphemes and are either the smallest units susceptible of independent use or consist of two or three such units combined under certain linking conditions, as with the loss of primary accent that distinguishes *black*bird from black*bird*. Words are usually separated by spaces in writing, and are distinguished phonologically, as by accent, in many languages."

Quite.

Woot!
Zborfal

adv.
1. To the greatest extent; completely: quite alone; not quite finished.
2. Actually; really: I'm quite positive about it.
3. To a degree; rather: quite soon; quite tasty

It's going to be a loooong, loooooong niiiigggghhhhtt.

but Rocky???

Movie about boxing?

All of your base are belonging to us.

Is this a mutiny Mr. Queeg?

horsy to king bish three

We're talking an April, May, June, July and August fool!