h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

Whose wicket was known to be sticky

She inspected her stumps

which were covered in lumps

And she was known to take the mickey

;^)#
someone else can have 1st line

someone else can have the 1st line
Because I'm not feeling that fine

No, its laziness

;^)#

Or maybe it's haziness
Induced by too much red wine?

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Well, I'm off on my holidays now, pop kids, so play nicely while I'm away and I'll rejoin you in a couple of weeks. And I'll leave you with this starter for ten...

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A wicked young lady from Cork

Weekend Haziness

Smeared "Poo!" on the blackboard with chalk

Then, to get off the hook,
stuck her head in her book...

And surprisingly learned nothing at alk.

I'm starting the next one, but I put it down here to make the seqence a little easier to follow ; )

A charming Egyptian, in Memphis,

Workday laziness

;^)#

Was suffering acute tinitis

;^)#

Compulsory, says us

Unavoidable, thus

;^)#

He kept hearing bells in the office.

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My coffee cup really needs cleaning,

Once so clean and gleaming

From all of the Elvis

Now it has crud