h2g2 The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy: Earth Edition

An artist with only one ear

*historical, eh!*

Oh dear, I seem to have simposted and confused everything. Can I recommence with...

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An artist with only one ear
Was painting a bottle of beer

To raise some dough

;^)#

'cos he felt a bit low,

Now his art's worth the same as a Lear.

My tigermoth Billy, crashed on landing

His injuries light notwithstanding

The pilot felt silly

Crashing poor Billy


;^)#

But the runway received a good sanding

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(Mmm, let's see if we can reawaken interest with some potential double entendres....)


A novice was tempted to sin

When at Vespers he drank too much gin

*Hurrah, last one was a bit tricky on the rhymery*

Tripping over his sandals,
he blew out the candles...

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Sorry, couldn't resist double line, won't do it again!

And left with a smug little grin


;^)#
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There was a young lad called Hancock

a Goon fan; particularly Bloodnok

(Is that the first semicolun in eight forums...?)

ee fellen in the watter

*phonetically speaking*

But it didnt matter


;^)#

Blue Bottle, you pushed me, you rotter

i 8 that.......new one

Alone in my dog box one night

Stranded because of a fight

I called up a friend

Who said I should end