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Post 21

PaleoDan

And then he canned it
(No I don't know why.smiley - smiley)


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Post 22

Anonymouse

The size Grand Quaker's Deep.


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Post 23

Anonymouse

He yelped and it echoed


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Post 24

Anonymouse

With binoculars came,
A good-looking dame,
And spotted the rosy red rash. smiley - winkeye


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Post 25

Merkin

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A buxom young girl from Seville


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Post 26

Anonymouse

And wrinkled his nose as he past. smiley - winkeye


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Post 27

Anonymouse

Who otherwise looked like Deville smiley - winkeye


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Post 28

Merkin

Went shopping for ham


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Post 29

Anonymouse

And came home with Spam


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Post 30

DelphicOracle

And got quite hispanically ill.

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This one's going out to MadK - or should that be his "friend"? smiley - smiley

A limerick writer called Killingworth
Got stuck, and could not add his shillingsworth
His colleagues in rhyme
Devoted their time
But could only come up with this thrilling verthe. smiley - smiley

Normal service will now be resumed...
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A postman from Southend-on-Sea


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Post 31

Merkin

Had a penchant for crackers with Brie


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Post 32

Bruce

Sometimes with gouda

;^)#


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Post 33

DelphicOracle

They crunched even louder


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Post 34

MadK

And with Stilton, they holler "Yippee!"

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I'm back. Thanks to D.O. for a brilliant limerick, particularly "thrilling verthe" - thtupendouth!

If you thought I was slacking, you should know I'm only able to get on-line between lunchtime and early evening - and even then I have a real-time news service to run! So contributions maybe infrequent (sighs of relief).

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"Angelina," he said, with a grin...


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Post 35

Merkin

You're looking remarkably thin


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Post 36

MadK

But I love my girls scrawny


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Post 37

Merkin

Tempting and tawny


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Post 38

DelphicOracle

So, although it sounds corny


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Avoided the very obvious rhyme there... smiley - smiley


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Post 39

Bruce

Even though it might be square


;^)#


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Post 40

Merkin

And tainted with just enough sin.

Well, it needed something that rhymed smiley - winkeye


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